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Damon Salvatore likes holding hands. (manwithareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-14 12:38:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~peggy carter

I'm putting this to a vote as I'm tired of having this argument. Apparently I'm biased.

How many people think Elena looks like a whale?

Bear in mind, if you say she does, you run the risk of mysteriously finding yourself missing a large amount of blood. Just so you know.

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	You're probably right. And, honestly, I wouldn't mind a girl. As long as she doesn't think she's going to be having sex. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm behind you. Because so far there aren't a whole lot of little boys being born on the island so Tim would have to learn and think about having sex too. And... No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I'd be able to resist killing anyone who tried to defile my little girl. And the thing is, she's gonna be hot. So it's gonna be a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can see that. Cause my son already looks like his Daddy... You know maybe we should bring back the whole betrothal thing. Just to be safe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	How would that work? Or, y'know, chastity belts... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
	They get married, and then they can give me grandchildren. But I have to be like 50 first. Chastity belts are bad, because... things can grow in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-15 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeast at the very least. Gangrene at the very worst. And plenty of icky things in between. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-22 01:33 am UTC (link)
	So we unlock them, make them bathe, then put them back on.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Just say no to the chastity belt. Because my vagina hurts just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)