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Damon Salvatore likes holding hands. (manwithareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-14 12:38:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~peggy carter

I'm putting this to a vote as I'm tired of having this argument. Apparently I'm biased.

How many people think Elena looks like a whale?

Bear in mind, if you say she does, you run the risk of mysteriously finding yourself missing a large amount of blood. Just so you know.

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can see that. Cause my son already looks like his Daddy... You know maybe we should bring back the whole betrothal thing. Just to be safe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	How would that work? Or, y'know, chastity belts... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
	They get married, and then they can give me grandchildren. But I have to be like 50 first. Chastity belts are bad, because... things can grow in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-15 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeast at the very least. Gangrene at the very worst. And plenty of icky things in between. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-22 01:33 am UTC (link)
	So we unlock them, make them bathe, then put them back on.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Just say no to the chastity belt. Because my vagina hurts just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)