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Damon Salvatore likes holding hands. (manwithareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-14 12:38:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~peggy carter

I'm putting this to a vote as I'm tired of having this argument. Apparently I'm biased.

How many people think Elena looks like a whale?

Bear in mind, if you say she does, you run the risk of mysteriously finding yourself missing a large amount of blood. Just so you know.

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Are you saying I'm big? But no Baby Salvatore looks like he or she will be tiny... And considering how low she's carrying, I hate to break news, but it'll probably be a girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck you, Maryanne! Fuck you very much. Baby Salvatore and I will laugh at you and your opinion while we play football and go fishing and do man things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	You know I have to jump on the Elena train right? Girl power and all that. But you could do all that stuff with a little girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Pfft. Girl power was so 90s. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I am an 90s baby darling. And Girl power never gets old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm a 40s baby... 1840s. What do you say to that, noob? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Hah.. Old man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	You're only as young as the woman you feel... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Hah, now you just sound like a pervy old man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-15 11:42 am UTC (link)
	I am a pervy old man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah! I forgot who I was talking to for a second. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	You're probably right. And, honestly, I wouldn't mind a girl. As long as she doesn't think she's going to be having sex. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm behind you. Because so far there aren't a whole lot of little boys being born on the island so Tim would have to learn and think about having sex too. And... No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I'd be able to resist killing anyone who tried to defile my little girl. And the thing is, she's gonna be hot. So it's gonna be a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can see that. Cause my son already looks like his Daddy... You know maybe we should bring back the whole betrothal thing. Just to be safe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	How would that work? Or, y'know, chastity belts... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
	They get married, and then they can give me grandchildren. But I have to be like 50 first. Chastity belts are bad, because... things can grow in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-15 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeast at the very least. Gangrene at the very worst. And plenty of icky things in between. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne manwithareason 2013-05-22 01:33 am UTC (link)
	So we unlock them, make them bathe, then put them back on.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon maryanne_walker 2013-05-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Just say no to the chastity belt. Because my vagina hurts just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)