InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Who let the nutjob out?"

eames (_eames) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-03 12:33:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~greg house, ~marian of knighton (oe)

Since I have very little else to do around here

Does anyone need any help leaning English?

Est-ce que quelqu'un besoin d'aucune aide à apprendre l'anglais?

Кто-нибудь нужна помощь изучения английского языка?

Weet iemand een hulp leren van Engels nodig?

有谁需要任何帮助学习英语？

Oh, I love all of the fancy characters!

Does anyone speak or read Latin?

Quis indigeat adiuvari cognita Anglorum?

Anyway. I'm leaning Hebrew too, so if any of you Hebrews or Shebrews don't speak English, I can be on hand for that too.

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	gregory_housemd 2013-04-03 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Count Vernacular? What are you, Walmart's Count Dracula? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-03 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Tesco (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-03 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	So apart from whoring yourself out, are you useful here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-03 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Not particularly. I'm trying to do various things. I sometimes do some handy work. And I was helping move things around the hospital. I was in the army. My various skills will all come to some good at one point I'm sure. If not, I make a handsome whore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-03 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. I'll be your pimp. You can give me 60%. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_eames
2013-04-03 02:43 pm UTC (link)

Sixty?

I might be pretty, sir, but I'm not stupid. What's your game plan? To whom will you be pimping me, and what will you be offering as my services? Because the percentage is dependent on various factors. Like the amount of effort put in on each of our parts. Just for instance. I'm going to have to keep myself looks like an adonis, and whilst it is a God-given gift, it does take time to maintain. And time is money, sir. Time is money.

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	gregory_housemd 2013-04-03 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	60%. I don't know the homosexual market well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-03 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	You don't think the women will want this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-03 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up. Less for you. More for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-03 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm getting more and more dubious about the nature of our working relationship. Can't help but feel I'm going to get the short straw... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Eames living_history 2013-04-03 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	So when are you going to tell the nutcase that money doesn't exist here? 60% of nothing is still nothing. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ms. Reese _eames 2013-04-03 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't say anything about money. Just sixty percent. Sixty percent of a hundred Easter eggs is sixty Easter eggs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames living_history 2013-04-03 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	you're right! I didn't think of that. If I weren't hippo sized and exhausted just by walking from one side of the apartment to the other I'd look into how much he wanted to charge for your services. Easter eggs are plentiful. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ms. Reese _eames 2013-04-03 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	For you, darling, my services would be free. Would you like a foot rub or a cup of decaffeinated tea? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames living_history 2013-04-03 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Charmer. :) You're a prince among men! Both of those sound good actually, these days I never turn down foot rubs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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