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Tweak says, "I wear a Stetson now."

Applejack Apple (applejack_) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-06 23:07:00

Entry tags:

!open, applejack, ~john mitchell (oe), ~tony stark

Do all man bodies just want sex all the dang time~~, or is it just Mitchell's~~?

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	hamrammr 2013-03-07 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Seriously, AJ? What comes next: naked pictures of my body? "Please, explain this part of my body to me". Oh no, wait, thank god that my body, yes, my body isn't visible on photos. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 06:29 am UTC (link)
	It's your body that's gettin' all excited cause I'm just layin' in bed! Mine doesn't betray me this much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Because you lack the parts for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 06:37 am UTC (link)
	You can come take them back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 06:41 am UTC (link)
	If I knew how, I would have already done it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh by the way... I was a horse. A horse. A really big one. I didn't know you could do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Because I can't. How did you do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 07:10 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, I was just thinkin' about how much I missed being a pony, and poof there I was standing in front of Stark Tower as a big ol' horse. I'd say I was even bigger than Mac back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh god. The bat is okay, I can deal with the bat. But a fucking horse? Maybe my powers adjusted to your body. I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe they did? Or maybe you haven't thought about being a pony? I mean cause you've never been one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't thought about being a bat before I became one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-07 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	No? You didn't even see one and have it plant the seed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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asummersday
2013-03-07 10:42 am UTC (link)

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	hamrammr 2013-03-07 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Laugh all you want, Summer. Next time it's you in a guy's body. And let's face it, it's probably going to be mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-03-07 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, come on, boss. It is fucking funny! I think I'd be good in a guy's/your body. I'd totally have to sex up a woman, though. To know what it felt like. Purely educational, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	And then what? Write a book about it? Enlighten us with your new wisdom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-03-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	I could do an interpretive dance about it. While still in your body, of course. Because that would just be hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-03-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	It will be one of those moments where I'm glad I can't be caught on film. But somehow I want to see it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-03-07 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's gonna look like this. =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-03-07 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Although it'll probably end up looking more like this... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Is he flexible enough for something like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-03-08 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Why don't you try it and find out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-03-08 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I should. Maybe Jarvis can figure out a way to make a video that's visible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hamrammr 2013-03-08 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Okay, you've ruined the impression from before. I should have read this first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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