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Tweak says, "HULA GIRLS!"

Grey (greywhite) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-03 17:55:00

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!open, ~john mitchell (oe)

IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ
Okay so I've volunteered to help out at the hospital, keeping medical records up to date, sorting non-emergency appointments and the like.

So with that in mind, until I have chance to get together a more structured questionnaire I could do with knowing everyone's medical history - medication taken, any operations, illnesses that kind of thing. If you're unsure of whether it's important or not stick it down anyway and I can sort it all out.

Any questions, and the medical histories themselves can be emailed to me, or I can arrange to pick them up. These will be treated in strictest confidence, just in case anyone was wondering. Just because there aren't any data protection laws here doesn't mean I won't be following them.

Many thanks in advance for your co-operation.

Grey White.

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	Grey. fuckitybye 2013-03-03 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Check you out, being all fucking professional. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Malcolm greywhite 2013-03-03 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Impressive, isn't it? I might even get some proper adult clothes. You won't even recognise me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey. fuckitybye 2013-03-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Impressive? I was thinking more terrifying. You'd be so normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malcolm greywhite 2013-03-03 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	In a good way? Don't worry, love. I'll still be wearing boxers under my pencil skirt. Also don't you remember what you said? About how I could never be normal? x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey fuckitybye 2013-03-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Not sure yet. Wouldn't expect anything less. That's a good point, actually. And yes, I stand by that. Anyway, I have nothing to report. You know, except for the valium and the anti-depressants and the fact that I'm mental, but you know that anyway x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malcolm greywhite 2013-03-03 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry when I make my take over bid you'll be by my side. I should hope not. Good, because I promise you however much I might clean up on the outside I'm always going to be fucked on the inside. I was going to fill yours in myself, complete with lewd naked drawings No STIs? I promise I'll ignore anything you tell me in this capacity when I'm back home x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey. fuckitybye 2013-03-03 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I should fucking hope so. Yeah, you can put on all the grown up clothes you like, you're still a fucking nutbag beneath it all. I'm sure Dr Watson would appreciate that. I like how that's your first medical question, I hope you're this fucking tactful with all your patients. Never had one, actually. I doubt I'm missing out on anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Malcolm

greywhite
2013-03-03 11:40 pm UTC (link)

When I say beside me I mean a few steps behind, possibly on a leash.

You really do get me, don't you?

I'm sure it'll brighten his day right up.

Well there was no point in me asking about weird rashes I'd notice something like that. Fuck, I've not worked for so long. What if I've forgotten how to filter? What if I call a patient a cunt, Malcolm?! Yeah, we should probably sit down and have a little chat about that.

I'm amusing, aren't I? I've only shagged three people, how unlucky would I have to be?

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Grey

fuckitybye
2013-03-04 12:01 am UTC (link)

Of course, I have to remember my place.

I try, yes.

Those hospital shifts can be quite long and dull, it's definitely the thought that counts.

Yeah, there would be no spinning my way out of that one. I mean, I'd try, but it would be a challenge. Don't worry about it. I once had to get a civil servant to record a public apology because she called an eight year-old girl a cunt, these things happen, yeah? And I'm sure they'd deserve it, anyway. A chat? Do you want me to make you a list of acceptable and unacceptable public behaviours, so you can practice pretending to be normal?

Fucking hilarious, aye. Well, it only takes one time and so on. But yeah, that would have been shit.

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Malcolm

greywhite
2013-03-04 12:12 am UTC (link)

You're doing well so far x

I'm sure I'll make his day much more interesting in lots of little ways.

I have faith. They called an eight year old a cunt? That sounds like the sort of thing I'd do, in fact I think I probably have. Why does that sound like it turn really inappropriate really quickly? Oh yeah because it involves you telling me what to do and I'm kind of wrong in the head. I mean, yeah, yeah lets do that.

Yeah but the first was a virgin, so you know it's all narrowing down the odds.

You want to know the finer details of my sexual history, right?

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Grey

fuckitybye
2013-03-04 03:21 pm UTC (link)

Glad to please x

I have no doubt.

Yeah, well, it was via email, I don't know, some bullshit excuse. I probably have as well. I lose track of all the people I calls cunts. I need to start being more inventive with my swearing. If it coincidentally happens to become inappropriate, then so be it. It's not our fault. It's just the way it is. Yeah. We'll do that.

You've always been a corrupter of innocent men, then?

Yeah, why not, you seem to be keen to give me then either way, I might as well go along with it. Especially since I think this was meant to be about my potential STI's, and I've somehow spun it right back round to you again.

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Malcolm

greywhite
2013-03-04 08:20 pm UTC (link)

Oh you definitely do x

That seems worse somehow. I mean sometimes you don't realise what you're saying until it's too late, but emailing, well you need to think a little bit more right? I dunno, I quite like the way you say 'cunt' but then I like the way you say most things. I do my best to be a good student, so you can impart your wisdom on me.

That's how I like them, yeah - sweet, innocent and easily led. So you can see why I'm so attracted to you, obviously.

It's not like there's a lot to tell actually. I mean you know about Lex obviously. You're a sneaky bastard, aren't you?

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	Grey. fuckitybye 2013-03-04 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	The eight year-old wasn't the intended recipient. Although, tbh, I don't know why an eight year-old had a personal email address in the first place, that's just fucking asking for trouble. I know you like it, darling. Don't worry. I'll keep on calling you a cunt. I can see how I appealed, yeah. No, it's all rather tame really. How boring. Aye, didn't you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malcolm. greywhite 2013-03-04 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure it was a real eight year old? And not a 40 odd year old pervert pretending? You've completely fucking ruined me, you know? Yeah my uni years where all the meaningless sex is meant to happen were somewhat taken over by Lex. I'm sure I'm lowering the national average. I think sometimes I forget, or get distracted by your arse. x (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pissing_jenga 2013-03-03 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	You know, this could be the first time the doctors office sits you down with a questionnaire that includes such questions as; 'Are you currently and have you always been Human?' Yes, No, If no, please specify your current or previous species - (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-03 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I know. I possibly find the idea more amusing than I should. Also thinking about it - do I need to mention the fact I was a vampire for a while? And my sexual history with a werewolf - will that affect anything. The NHS was never set up for all this, was it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pissing_jenga
2013-03-04 12:35 pm UTC (link)

Good point. What is and isn't important to document when it comes to the supernatural?

Though,, Mitchell's currently stuck in the body of a woman who at one point was a pony. Maybe it's less about 'is this worth mentioning' and more ..I don't think there's going to be any way for us to factor in how utterly fucked up this place is?

I think you're right, otherwise they certainly neglected to label the effectiveness of the pill on Werewolves.

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hamrammr
2013-03-04 01:26 pm UTC (link)

If the pony boy can add something, the random body changes and power losses make things a little bit complicated as well. I dropped dead on the train for a week if you remember. You can't just bury everyone who dies, they might spring back to life. Go with questions like 'In case the Spire screws with your powers are you expected to drop dead?' Yes - No.

And I demand this 'Do we always need to check your current species because the Spire hates you enough to give your powers to other people?'

And a classic: 'Do you sometimes need a vet?' You guys should hire one or brush up on animal anatomy at one point.

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	pissing_jenga 2013-03-04 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I remember. Perhaps the medical staff ought to know to question your species on arrival, Mitchell? Just hope there's no need for mineral or vegetable in the future. And then there's Eve. Completely free of any lupine tendencies despite her pedigree. Grey's definitely got her work cut out for her writing this questionnaire up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hamrammr
2013-03-04 02:03 pm UTC (link)

They should or else I need to report to them every second day. Oh Jesus, if vegetables show up we will need to be careful about what we eat. Actually, we should hang up a list somewhere of what not to shoot.

Stubborn Eve. She really doesn't want to be put in a category, does she?

She'll have fun, I'm sure.

Also a good one: 'can your organs be used for donations or are they completely rotten?'

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