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Tweak says, "CORN!"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2021-06-14 23:34:00

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!open, blank, erandur brevedant, lisa cuddy, maryanne walker (oe)

I am not amused.

Does anyone have any tips on shaving, and walking around with a perpetual boner? I ask for a friend.

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	theboysandcrash 2021-06-17 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Just... Go ask Johnn. I guarantee it'll take him all of five minutes to make you a cock girdle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-17 09:38 am UTC (link)
	Haaah no. No. If one doesn't already exist I'll figure out something, use my waist band and tuck in my shirt if I have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboysandcrash 2021-06-18 02:38 am UTC (link)
	As if a cock girdle is the strangest thing he's ever made.. But, I think they do exist? I just let it go, myself. Scarlet loves seeing me limp around the house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-18 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, and she probably helps you take care of that limping problem too. But see I don't have anyone in my house that will do that for me any more. It's just me and my kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboysandcrash 2021-06-19 02:27 am UTC (link)
	She does.. But, I'm sure there's someone around that will help with that problem! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-19 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. There might be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboysandcrash 2021-06-20 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Good, I'm glad. :) If you need any help in the wing man department, not that I think you do, I'm here for ya! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-20 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Don't wingmen need to be single? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboysandcrash 2021-06-20 05:40 am UTC (link)
	No? I don't think so at least? I've never done it, or had it done for me. As far as I know, I'm not trying to get laid, I'm trying to get you laid. Maybe I can ask Scarlet to help? Because.... The more I think about it, the more awful I know I'll be at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-20 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Haha don't worry about it. I've never had a wingman before. I was just a basic slut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboysandcrash 2021-06-20 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Wish I could say the same! But I've only been with three women my whole life.. Yeah, Scarlet or even Bonnie might be better at this sorta thing! I could always ask my dad, Erandur, he's really good at this sort of thing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2021-06-20 06:19 am UTC (link)
	So, just out of curiosity, you'd never share her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne/Blank theboysandcrash 2021-06-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Scarlet? I have, twice: Once with my best friend, Nero, and Bonnie. And the other.. Against our wills. But, now? No. I don't think I want to do that ever again. Color me selfish; but she is mine and I am hers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne/Blank maryanne_walker 2021-06-20 07:58 am UTC (link)
	That's fair. I can respect that, and I don't think it's selfish at all, I just had to ask. You never know unless you ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne/Blank theboysandcrash 2021-06-20 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. And I appreciate you asking! But, no, we're not for sale. :P Might I ask, who is the "maybe" you have going? If you don't want to say, it's cool! Figured I'd ask, it might make it easier to Wingman for ya! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne/Blank maryanne_walker 2021-06-20 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Uuuuh I'd say see Bucky's reaction to my post... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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