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Maryanne Elizabeth Walker ([info]maryanne_walker) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2021-06-14 23:34:00

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Entry tags:!open, blank, erandur brevedant, lisa cuddy, maryanne walker (oe)

I am not amused.

Does anyone have any tips on shaving, and walking around with a perpetual boner? I ask for a friend.



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[info]babybuck
2021-06-15 04:44 am UTC (link)
Ma

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-15 04:46 am UTC (link)
I'm not asking to be gross. I'm in that half season... So it's a very real issue.

I don't think I've been in season as a male before. Especially not alone.

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[info]babybuck
2021-06-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
I know. Still weird.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-15 05:35 am UTC (link)
I know. I should have paid more attention...

On a lighter note, you reminded me of Sean, with that first message.

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[info]babybuck
2021-06-15 08:21 am UTC (link)
Good or bad?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-15 08:35 am UTC (link)
Good. Before I was steady with Clint, I was kind of... Slutty. But sometimes I'd do things or say things overly flirty, just so he'd fuss.

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]doh_ka_viin
2021-06-16 05:19 am UTC (link)
Well, this certainly is new. Should I take it that I may turn into a woman and we switch places for a while?

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 05:42 am UTC (link)
It's happened to me before. I actually have a twin brother, and my face looks a lot like his.

You could, but I'm usually not that lucky. Before my husbands or wife didn't seem to mind if I was man or woman.

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]doh_ka_viin
2021-06-16 05:54 am UTC (link)
It is odd, but, in a good way. Just that, I've never experienced something like this before..

Well, if it does happen, I do know where I am going to go first. I won't lie, even as a man myself, you are rather handsome.

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
Sex changes happen often here, and usually without surgery.

Oh? Have you ever tried a man before Erandur?

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Re: Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]doh_ka_viin
2021-06-16 07:02 am UTC (link)
Can't say I know much about the surgery part.

And, no, I have not. Not with anyone other than myself that is, and I mean that literally.

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 07:23 am UTC (link)
Neither do I, I just know it's available.

One of your doubles?

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]doh_ka_viin
2021-06-16 08:15 am UTC (link)
Ah, I see. I did not know that.

Yes. I can not say I have not seen what it was like..

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Eranudr/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-16 09:00 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-17 02:03 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-17 04:11 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-17 04:38 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-17 09:42 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-17 10:14 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-17 10:34 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-18 02:40 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-18 07:13 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-18 07:41 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-18 08:15 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-19 02:28 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-19 05:17 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-20 04:00 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 06:01 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-20 06:07 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 06:14 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-20 06:33 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 08:04 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]doh_ka_viin, 2021-06-20 08:57 am UTC
Erandur/Maryanne - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 09:10 am UTC

[info]theboysandcrash
2021-06-16 05:57 am UTC (link)
Uhm. Find a good razor, usually one with multiple blades and the little cushions. Hold your breath when you feel the boner starting up, that brings blood to your brain instead.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 06:13 am UTC (link)
Okay, I can do the razor bit. And the breath holding isn't working. Is there like a girdle or something? Do I put it down my pant leg?

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[info]theboysandcrash
2021-06-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
Fair enough! Well, I guess if it's perceptual, it might not. Reminds me of when I was 13... Boners for days.

Yeah, I'd say tuck it down the pant leg and squeeze a little with your thighs, but try not to walk with it being too awkward?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 07:24 am UTC (link)
Being in season is probably a lot like that.

I have to walk. I can't not walk.

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Eranudr/Maryanne
[info]theboysandcrash
2021-06-16 08:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I would think it is..

Hey, I never said don't walk! Just.. Maybe tape it to your leg? Unless it goes down past your knee, then... *slow clap*

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 09:06 am UTC (link)
See the knee thing is.. kinda.. why I was hoping there was a girdle or something.

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(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-17 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-17 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-17 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-17 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-18 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-18 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-19 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-19 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-20 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-20 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-20 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 06:19 am UTC
Maryanne/Blank - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-20 06:28 am UTC
Maryanne/Blank - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 07:58 am UTC
Maryanne/Blank - [info]theboysandcrash, 2021-06-20 08:03 am UTC
Maryanne/Blank - [info]maryanne_walker, 2021-06-20 08:42 am UTC

[info]proud_miserable
2021-06-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
How long has it lasted?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-16 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Close to two hours?

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[info]proud_miserable
2021-06-17 07:53 pm UTC (link)
I suggest you come to medbay for some tests now. If it lasts another two hours, that's an emergency and it's better to be seen before that point.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-18 05:42 am UTC (link)
I think I might have found a way to ease the problem. But if it's still a problem after that I'll come see you.

But... I don't know how well your tests will go on me. I'm not human doc. If you can dig up some of Bruce Banner's files they might help out, but.. I have a big problem with needles.

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Maryanne
[info]proud_miserable
2021-06-19 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Okay, good.

A simple ultrasound can measure blood flow and identify a possible cause.  You can use ice packs and pressure on the perineum if there's no serious problem with blood flow.   A needle would only be a last resort.

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Maryanne/Cuddy
[info]maryanne_walker
2021-06-20 05:53 am UTC (link)
It's just me being in season Doc. As a female I can only get pregnant twice a year, but pheromones are insane, and libido is kicked into overdrive during those times.

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