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Tweak says, "You gave me crabs!"

Sherlock Holmes (sh_rl_ck_d) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-01-08 22:10:00

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!open, ~isabel lane

Can whoever is harassing my cow please stop.

It's winter, there's not a lot of grass. She's not happy.

Please cease your pestering. Please.

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	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't bother, if it's not a council cow, I doubt they'll be interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sh_rl_ck_d 2013-01-09 12:26 am UTC (link)
	She's tied to council property. Does that count for anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I'd keep that quiet, before you know it you'll end up having to get a fucking parking permit for her or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sh_rl_ck_d 2013-01-09 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Re: Cow Tax It is to my knowledge that no tax exists for livestock within Great Britain, including that of their 'emissions'. However, aforementioned cow shall no longer be tethered to council property, as I am erecting her a shed. Planning permission not yet granted for lack of post office (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fuckitybye
2013-01-09 02:54 pm UTC (link)

Re: Planning Permission

Building a detached garage/shed of less than 30 square metres floor area would not normally need building regulations approval if:

The floor area of the detached garage is less than 15 square metres.

OR

The floor area of the garage is between 15 square metres and 30 square metres, provided the garage is at least one metre from any boundary, or it is constructed from substantially non-combustible materials.

I hope that helps.

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	sh_rl_ck_d 2013-01-10 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Mr. Tucker, Both of these are incredibly helpful to me. You have my vote! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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