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Tweak says, "Pet me... pet me hard babeh."

Tahiri Veila (doesntwearshoes) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-11-29 13:53:00

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obi-wan kenobi, tahiri veila

What in the frack kind of poodoo is this?!? I have things to do, you know. Places to be, a galaxy to save. If you think you're going to get away with kidnapping me you really don't know me very well.

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doesntwearshoes
2010-11-29 07:21 pm UTC (link)

Did you know you're really strong in the Force? Well maybe not really strong but you're still pretty powerful. It's a little impressive. And do you mean where am I from originally or most recently? Because the two are very different answers. Originally I'm from Tatooine and most recently I was on Yavin 4, one of the moons orbiting Yavin just in case you don't know because there are a lot of people who don't.

Why do you want to know?

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	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	I did know that, thanks. You're not so weak yourself, kiddo. I bet you're glad to get off that dustball! Nothing but Hutts, sand and Banthas. And I do know where Yavin is, yeah. Yavin 4's alright if you like jungles, I suppose. I want to know because you're the first person that's sounded right since I showed up here. I'm Ben Kenobi. What's your name, kid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

doesntwearshoes
2010-11-29 07:44 pm UTC (link)

That's what they say. Well, Master Skywalker says it and Master Ikrit used to and sometimes my friend Anakin would agree with me but usually he'd just grunt then turn red when someone asked. That's okay though, he does that about most things so I never take it personally.

I hate sand. I used to be be one of the Sand People. Well, I wasn't one of them but I was adopted by them when I was little, so it was almost like I was one of them. I hated wearing all that clothing and shoes. Shoes are terrible creations. Really and truly terrible.

Oh! I'm Tahiri Veila. And how can you be Ben Kenobi?

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	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Shoes aren't all that bad, Tahiri. You wouldn't say that if you'd grown up on Hoth, would you? You'd be all "Wrap my feet in Tauntaun leather, why don't you?", I'd bet. So you've heard of me, eh? Not bad for a spacer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Shoes were invented by the Sith to keep our delicate toes in anguish and misery, I'm sure of it. Heard of you? Of course I have. But I- wait. Hang on. What do you mean by that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Curse those pesky shoes for keeping our feet dry in the damp, and warm in the snow or in deep space, and certainly for keeping the pointy rocks out of our skin. Curse them to the bottom of the Sith Hells! What do I mean by what? Are there other Ben Kenobis out there? Haha, is someone pretending to be me? ~~Why the kriff would they do that?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm from Tatooine! All heat and sand and more heat and more sand. After growing up on that rock, I'll happily run barefoot in the snow or the damp or on top of the sharpest rocks around as long as it isn't hot. No but... you're young. And not ~~dead~~ one with the Force. This doesn't make any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	You said that already. But not everyone is from the dustball. For example, I'm not, and I really like my boots. Of course I'm not one with the Force, why the kriff would I be? ...Kark. You're Jedi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I never said you had to go barefoot, just that I wasn't going to wear shoes unless I really, really have to. And of course I'm a Jedi. Why aren't you? You're supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well, that's alright then. Enjoy your barefootedness! If I was supposed to be a Jedi, Jinn would have picked me as his Padawan, wouldn't he? Instead of shipping me off to Bandomeer with the AgriCorps. Honestly, do I look like a karking farmer to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! Enjoy your boots! A farmer? But you aren't a farmer! You're supposed to be a Jedi, really you are! ~~I studied about you and everything.~~ This is really confusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

do_what_i_must
2010-11-29 10:11 pm UTC (link)

I will!

Yvaine said the same sort of thing just after I got here. Weird, huh? She said I've been calling myself Obi-Wan and saying I was a Jedi Knight, which is possibly the biggest steamiest pile of bantha poodoo I have heard in a long time, but she doesn't seem the sort to lie.

I think it's this place, kiddo. All sorts of weird stuff happens if you watch the network. It's all a bit backwards, as far as the tech goes, but they really do a number on your head. People aren't what they're meant to be, and they appear and disappear, and apparently there were brainworms at one point like on Geonosis? There's another hellhole if you've never been. Creepy bug-critters. Oh, and we can't leave. So don't try or you end up at that kriffing library all over again.

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doesntwearshoes
2010-11-30 02:03 am UTC (link)

That's it! You're Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, of the Old Jedi Order. I studied you and everything! I was trying not to say anything but if you've already been told I don't see what the harm is. But this is all very weird. You aren't who I was told you are at all. You seem nice enough though so I guess that's good, at least.

And don't call me kiddo, please. I don't like it. I'm young but I'm not that young, even if you don't mean it like that. I really hope brainworms don't make a return, that'd be awful, and thanks for the warning but I actually was tossed out three times straight in a row before I finally decided to look at this thing. I guess I don't feel so dumb telling you that since you either know from experience or because someone else did the same thing.

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