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Tweak says, "*I milked it myself!*"

Tahiri Veila (doesntwearshoes) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-11-29 13:53:00

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obi-wan kenobi, tahiri veila

What in the frack kind of poodoo is this?!? I have things to do, you know. Places to be, a galaxy to save. If you think you're going to get away with kidnapping me you really don't know me very well.

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	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I never said you had to go barefoot, just that I wasn't going to wear shoes unless I really, really have to. And of course I'm a Jedi. Why aren't you? You're supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_what_i_must 2010-11-29 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well, that's alright then. Enjoy your barefootedness! If I was supposed to be a Jedi, Jinn would have picked me as his Padawan, wouldn't he? Instead of shipping me off to Bandomeer with the AgriCorps. Honestly, do I look like a karking farmer to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntwearshoes 2010-11-29 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! Enjoy your boots! A farmer? But you aren't a farmer! You're supposed to be a Jedi, really you are! ~~I studied about you and everything.~~ This is really confusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

do_what_i_must
2010-11-29 10:11 pm UTC (link)

I will!

Yvaine said the same sort of thing just after I got here. Weird, huh? She said I've been calling myself Obi-Wan and saying I was a Jedi Knight, which is possibly the biggest steamiest pile of bantha poodoo I have heard in a long time, but she doesn't seem the sort to lie.

I think it's this place, kiddo. All sorts of weird stuff happens if you watch the network. It's all a bit backwards, as far as the tech goes, but they really do a number on your head. People aren't what they're meant to be, and they appear and disappear, and apparently there were brainworms at one point like on Geonosis? There's another hellhole if you've never been. Creepy bug-critters. Oh, and we can't leave. So don't try or you end up at that kriffing library all over again.

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doesntwearshoes
2010-11-30 02:03 am UTC (link)

That's it! You're Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, of the Old Jedi Order. I studied you and everything! I was trying not to say anything but if you've already been told I don't see what the harm is. But this is all very weird. You aren't who I was told you are at all. You seem nice enough though so I guess that's good, at least.

And don't call me kiddo, please. I don't like it. I'm young but I'm not that young, even if you don't mean it like that. I really hope brainworms don't make a return, that'd be awful, and thanks for the warning but I actually was tossed out three times straight in a row before I finally decided to look at this thing. I guess I don't feel so dumb telling you that since you either know from experience or because someone else did the same thing.

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