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Tweak says, "You're not my real father."

The Metatron (thevoiceofgod) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-10-04 00:17:00

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aziraphale, castiel, damien thorn, god, the metatron

This is hardly the situation that I was hoping to depart to.

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	skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Now really. Is that any way to act? You never know, you might very well enjoy yourself here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 04:34 am UTC (link)
	I was hoping for a break for a change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
	After all of this time, you should know better than that. Although things are far less hectic here than typical, so perhaps you've gotten your wish after all. In a manner of speaking, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 04:44 am UTC (link)
	In a manner of speaking that includes being dropped into a strange library on a strange planet and accosted by a bunch of tin soldiers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 04:50 am UTC (link)
	It could be worse. You could be in Wisconsin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Ha Ha. [God] Any idea why we're here other than an impromptu vacation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 05:10 am UTC (link)

Well, I thought it was rather funny.

[The Metatron]
Of course I know why we're here. What a silly thing to ask!

A vacation is a large part of it, but there are other things here of interest as well. I also wanted to check personally on those who have been brought here and, while this PDA comes in quite handy it's difficult to communicate solely with it and mime. Hence your arrival.

And there are four different skeeball arcades within a few miles of one another.

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	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, of course, but it never hurts to be polite. Ah. I see. Well, then, I suppose I won't complain, then. Especially if it's only temporary. You're not going to make me play, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 05:37 am UTC (link)

It's temporary, I promise. Just a bit of a change in scenery while I tie up a few loose ends. That's all this is.

I haven't decided yet. I should since I'm sure it would actually make you smile for once, but we'll see.

Now. So you're aware, I've been telling the mortals to call Me Emmanuelle. Do keep that in mind. Also, I expect Castiel is going to take some time to come to terms with being in My presence and all that entails. Try not to make it too difficult for him?

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	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I smile plenty. When I have a reason. Emmanuelle. Those of us that can appreciate the irony salute you. You mean I can't poke the youngling with sticks for feeling bad about doing something that most of the rest of us would have done in his place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	The Metatron skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Which is becoming quite a rare occurrence lately. Don't think I haven't noticed. Thank you. I thought it was rather ingenious myself. Metatron! ... well, maybe a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, there has been a lack of things to smile about. If that changes, maybe the fact I haven't been will as well. Quite. He needs a bit of good natured ribbing. The kid really needs to learn how to relax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Metatron skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Excuses, excuses. He's young and wary. I seem to recall a time when a certain Seraphim wasn't so very comfortable with his wings either... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 06:31 am UTC (link)
	That was eons ago. Humanity hadn't even fallen yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Metatron skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 06:38 am UTC (link)
	I know. Castiel will get there eventually, as well. Help him. By all means, tease him some if you must, but assist him. He can certainly use the guidance and Aziraphale can only do so much without Crowley's influence as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
	That's not necessarily the worst thing in the world. It's certainly allowed Aziraphale to relax the last few millenia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 07:14 am UTC (link)

Yes but ultimately Crowley is a demon and, as such, I am only willing to extend a small amount of trust in his direction. Besides which, Castiel has a great deal of work laid out before him whereas Aziraphale has earned his right to rest for the time being.

Not to mention, I would rather Crowley not cause any others to saunter vaguely downward as he was wont to do.

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	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Point. He is quite good at being persuasive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Metatron skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 07:28 am UTC (link)
	He's one of the best. Aside from the influence Bartleby had over Loki, there are few who can convince others to do things they shouldn't as Crowley can. Still. He has proven his usefulness and Lucifer is scarcely pleased with him so I will allow him some influence over Castiel. I simply do not wish for it to be the only influence our young friend receives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Loki never did have much of a brain of his own, you know. That was the issue with that pair. Shame that by the time he finally did get it in his head to tell him no, it was too late. Obviously. Getting him to loosen up and convincing him to fling himself head long into perdition are two completely different things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Metatron skeeballfanatic 2009-10-04 07:49 am UTC (link)
	It was all a shame. Fortunately it's been dealt with and can't trouble us again. Yes, they are, although Crowley would certainly argue that point diligently if given half the opportunity. Fortunately, Aziraphale keeps him in line for the most part. Otherwise, I would have had to deal far more severely with him ages ago. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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