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The Metatron ([info]thevoiceofgod) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2009-10-04 00:17:00

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Entry tags:aziraphale, castiel, damien thorn, god, the metatron

This is hardly the situation that I was hoping to depart to.


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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
Now really. Is that any way to act? You never know, you might very well enjoy yourself here.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 04:34 am UTC (link)
I was hoping for a break for a change.

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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
After all of this time, you should know better than that. Although things are far less hectic here than typical, so perhaps you've gotten your wish after all.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 04:44 am UTC (link)
In a manner of speaking that includes being dropped into a strange library on a strange planet and accosted by a bunch of tin soldiers.

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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 04:50 am UTC (link)
It could be worse. You could be in Wisconsin.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 05:02 am UTC (link)
Oh, Ha Ha.

[God]
Any idea why we're here other than an impromptu vacation?

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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 05:10 am UTC (link)
Well, I thought it was rather funny.

[The Metatron]
Of course I know why we're here. What a silly thing to ask!

A vacation is a large part of it, but there are other things here of interest as well. I also wanted to check personally on those who have been brought here and, while this PDA comes in quite handy it's difficult to communicate solely with it and mime. Hence your arrival.

And there are four different skeeball arcades within a few miles of one another.

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 05:20 am UTC (link)
Well, of course, but it never hurts to be polite.

Ah. I see. Well, then, I suppose I won't complain, then. Especially if it's only temporary.

You're not going to make me play, are you?

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The Metatron
[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 05:37 am UTC (link)
It's temporary, I promise. Just a bit of a change in scenery while I tie up a few loose ends. That's all this is.

I haven't decided yet. I should since I'm sure it would actually make you smile for once, but we'll see.

Now. So you're aware, I've been telling the mortals to call Me Emmanuelle. Do keep that in mind. Also, I expect Castiel is going to take some time to come to terms with being in My presence and all that entails. Try not to make it too difficult for him?

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
I smile plenty. When I have a reason.

Emmanuelle. Those of us that can appreciate the irony salute you.

You mean I can't poke the youngling with sticks for feeling bad about doing something that most of the rest of us would have done in his place?

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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 06:04 am UTC (link)
Which is becoming quite a rare occurrence lately. Don't think I haven't noticed.

Thank you. I thought it was rather ingenious myself.

Metatron!

... well, maybe a little.

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 06:16 am UTC (link)
Well, there has been a lack of things to smile about. If that changes, maybe the fact I haven't been will as well.

Quite.

He needs a bit of good natured ribbing. The kid really needs to learn how to relax.

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Metatron
[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 06:29 am UTC (link)
Excuses, excuses.

He's young and wary. I seem to recall a time when a certain Seraphim wasn't so very comfortable with his wings either...

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 06:31 am UTC (link)
That was eons ago. Humanity hadn't even fallen yet.

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Metatron
[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 06:38 am UTC (link)
I know. Castiel will get there eventually, as well. Help him. By all means, tease him some if you must, but assist him. He can certainly use the guidance and Aziraphale can only do so much without Crowley's influence as well.

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
That's not necessarily the worst thing in the world. It's certainly allowed Aziraphale to relax the last few millenia.

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[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 07:14 am UTC (link)
Yes but ultimately Crowley is a demon and, as such, I am only willing to extend a small amount of trust in his direction. Besides which, Castiel has a great deal of work laid out before him whereas Aziraphale has earned his right to rest for the time being.

Not to mention, I would rather Crowley not cause any others to saunter vaguely downward as he was wont to do.

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 07:25 am UTC (link)
Point. He is quite good at being persuasive.

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Metatron
[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 07:28 am UTC (link)
He's one of the best. Aside from the influence Bartleby had over Loki, there are few who can convince others to do things they shouldn't as Crowley can.

Still. He has proven his usefulness and Lucifer is scarcely pleased with him so I will allow him some influence over Castiel. I simply do not wish for it to be the only influence our young friend receives.

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God.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 07:38 am UTC (link)
Loki never did have much of a brain of his own, you know. That was the issue with that pair. Shame that by the time he finally did get it in his head to tell him no, it was too late.

Obviously. Getting him to loosen up and convincing him to fling himself head long into perdition are two completely different things.

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Metatron
[info]skeeballfanatic
2009-10-04 07:49 am UTC (link)
It was all a shame. Fortunately it's been dealt with and can't trouble us again.

Yes, they are, although Crowley would certainly argue that point diligently if given half the opportunity. Fortunately, Aziraphale keeps him in line for the most part. Otherwise, I would have had to deal far more severely with him ages ago.

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[info]neversellsbooks
2009-10-04 04:34 am UTC (link)
Oh but our numbers do keep growing, don't they?

How have you been?

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately. Any idea who I have to thank for this?

Oh, same old, same old. Preventing the end of the world. Seems to be the only thing any of us are ever up to lately.

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[info]neversellsbooks
2009-10-04 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I assumed it was our Father's will.

It's not all bad. Not really. I have a bookshop. Rather like the one I had in London before the Almostocalypse destroyed it. Crowley's here too, but I imagine you already know that.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-05 01:31 am UTC (link)
It stands to reason. You two are attached at the proverbial hip.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-04 07:33 am UTC (link)
Respected Eldest Brother. Our Father has expressed the wish that I speak to you.

I do not know on what matter but I am here as requested.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 07:43 am UTC (link)
The matter's quite simple, youngling.

First off, stop talking like you only just learned English.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
But, Respected Brother, I have only recently stared using this language. Only since the beginning of my current mission. It is not easy to speak with the voice of another though so far it has proven effective.

Still some of their colloquialisms escape me, I admit, but that is largely because they make no sense. Do you request I... use some?

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
That was hardly what I was asking, Castiel. But throwing a few contractions in every now and again might make it sound less like you're some sort of mechanoid.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-04 08:02 am UTC (link)
Mechanoid? Is that a human construction? I am unaware of them from Father's realm. And they speak?

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 08:06 am UTC (link)
My God. My head. It's worse than talking to a toddler. In a vague and repetitive monotone.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-04 08:10 am UTC (link)
I am not vague, Respected Brother. My aim is to be precise and, as my charge understand more of what I say then I of what he says, I can only suggest that my speech is more effective.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-04 09:18 am UTC (link)
That's not what I Perhaps there's a point to you learning how to understand what he says a bit more considering the majority of humanity communicates like that. Better to be equipped to deal with it.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-04 10:57 am UTC (link)
... I will, endeavour to learn the context of those phrases too, Respected Brother, if you believe it will help.

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[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
It will. All the better for you to learn how to talk in a way that won't provoke baffled stares.

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[info]heavenslancer
2009-10-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
You said it was the first thing, Respected Brother. Are there others?

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Metatron.
[info]neversellsbooks
2009-10-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh come now. He's still learning.

It's rather endearing, really.

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Aziraphale.
[info]thevoiceofgod
2009-10-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
It's headache inducing, that's what it is.

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[info]sonofajackal
2009-10-04 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh damn, another one.. an angel
Almost makes me want to behave myself, but no

Uhh.. hello, sir, welcome to Colligo. I'm Damien. This place is starting to look like a party.

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[info]half_controlled
2009-10-04 05:59 pm UTC (link)
This place isn't that bad really, think of it as a fresh start!

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[info]whilled
2009-10-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
...if only there were somewhere in this place for all this effervescence to go other than my head.

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