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Tweak says, "have you seen my ipod?"

The Metatron (thevoiceofgod) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-10-04 00:17:00

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aziraphale, castiel, damien thorn, god, the metatron

This is hardly the situation that I was hoping to depart to.

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	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 07:43 am UTC (link)
	The matter's quite simple, youngling. First off, stop talking like you only just learned English. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heavenslancer 2009-10-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
	But, Respected Brother, I have only recently stared using this language. Only since the beginning of my current mission. It is not easy to speak with the voice of another though so far it has proven effective. Still some of their colloquialisms escape me, I admit, but that is largely because they make no sense. Do you request I... use some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
	That was hardly what I was asking, Castiel. But throwing a few contractions in every now and again might make it sound less like you're some sort of mechanoid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heavenslancer 2009-10-04 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Mechanoid? Is that a human construction? I am unaware of them from Father's realm. And they speak? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 08:06 am UTC (link)
	~~My God. My head. It's worse than talking to a toddler.~~ In a vague and repetitive monotone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heavenslancer 2009-10-04 08:10 am UTC (link)
	I am not vague, Respected Brother. My aim is to be precise and, as my charge understand more of what I say then I of what he says, I can only suggest that my speech is more effective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-04 09:18 am UTC (link)
	~~That's not what I~~ Perhaps there's a point to you learning how to understand what he says a bit more considering the majority of humanity communicates like that. Better to be equipped to deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heavenslancer 2009-10-04 10:57 am UTC (link)
	... I will, endeavour to learn the context of those phrases too, Respected Brother, if you believe it will help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevoiceofgod 2009-10-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
	It will. ~~All the better for you to learn how to talk in a way that won't provoke baffled stares.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heavenslancer 2009-10-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
	You said it was the first thing, Respected Brother. Are there others? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Metatron. neversellsbooks 2009-10-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh come now. He's still learning. It's rather endearing, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Aziraphale. thevoiceofgod 2009-10-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
	It's headache inducing, that's what it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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