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Tweak says, "I'm Tweak & that's news to me"

Damon Salvatore (itsnotinme) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2013-02-15 19:32:00

Entry tags:

audrey parker, caroline salvatore, damon salvatore, lexi branson

We're doing this again? Could we not?

No offense to the blonde I've been paired to, but you're not my blonde.

Speaking of, Caroline, you've got Emma, right? What giant asshat did you get stuck with?

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	rubber 2013-02-16 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Of course I do. Like Asaph would put our daughter with you instead of me. Not that you can't handle her, but he knows I'd rip his throat out. Two words. Wrong. Salvatore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2013-02-16 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Good. I would have been worried if you didn't have her. Foisting the toddlers off onto other people is one thing. Doing that with infants is another. You're kidding. Tell me you're kidding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2013-02-16 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. I may behave myself for the most part, but I'd have a hard time justifying not eating someone if they had Emma. No matter who they were. I wish. God, I miss you. Can this be over already? Or could you and your other blonde come stay here? At least then I could see you and you could see Emma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2013-02-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
	I can ask her. She might not mind. I don't really know her well enough to be able to say one way or the other, though. Tell Stefan that he'd better not try and act out any thieving my girl fantasies that he might have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2013-02-16 07:03 am UTC (link)
	I hope she doesn't mind. This completely sucks. It also ruined my Valentine's Day plans. Damon, sweetie, I know you're sort of a tiny bit insane about stuff like this - sorry, it's true - but if Stefan did try something like that. I promise you I could handle him. I could probably get away with snapping his neck for that. He'd get better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2013-02-16 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Mine, too. But I can always give you your gift later. I know you could. I know you would. Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to reinforce the point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2013-02-16 09:26 am UTC (link)
	Ooo. Presents. Why later? I like presents. Yours is a bit harder to give right now. And I think it's really sweet of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2013-02-16 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's not quite the same without the whole evening, but I imagine we could easily meet up somewhere. If it's not too much of a strain on Stefan to watch us being all disgusting and relationshippy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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