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Tweak says, "Haro! Haro!"

Sam Winchester (gradeafreak) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2013-01-13 21:11:00

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adam milligan, benny lafitte, dean winchester, elizabeth lafitte, gabriel, jo harvelle-wuornos, lucifer, sam winchester

Right. So. Hi. I'm Sam, and I have no idea what is going on.

Any chance someone out there could offer up an explanation?

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evilbitch
2013-01-14 04:05 am UTC (link)

Hey there, Sam. I was starting to think Freeman was going to keep you wonder twins apart forever.

Now. Before you start in with the threats and get me all tingly feeling, I'm going to do you a solid and help you out a bit.

That guy up there? Benny? He's a vampire. Apparently, he and Dean met in Purgatory and now Cas has some competition in the boyfriend department. Speaking of Cas, he's from before he went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and I'm not sure anyone has filled him in on the gaps yet.

Now for the million dollar question. What's the last thing you remember, before you turned up here?

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	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, sweetheart. Very helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Just trying to help out Sam, honey. It's not like Dean is being quick with the explanations and what can I say? I'm bored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:15 am UTC (link)
	I suppose if it makes your night more interesting, no sense in worrying about the fallout. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Um, I'm a demon, remember? Why would I care if he tries to kill you? It's not like you've done me any favors lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:22 am UTC (link)
	That's how it works then, tit for tat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 04:31 am UTC (link)
	What? You think I'm just going to be nice to Dean's newest bestie out of the kindness of my little, shriveled, black heart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:34 am UTC (link)
	There's a wide range between kind and outright cruel, sweetheart. It's not that hard to have things fall into the common courtesy part of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

evilbitch
2013-01-14 04:39 am UTC (link)

Oh please. If you think that was me being cruel, you really don't know the first thing about me. I just clued Sam in. It's not like I gave him the name of your kin, where you go to get your blood, and lent him a sword.

Besides, as overwhelmed as he is right now and with everything that's about to come his way? You being what you are is going to end up falling pretty low on his list of issues. If anything, I did you a favor.

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	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:41 am UTC (link)
	How do you figure? Curiosity's got the better of me, and hell, if you make a convincing case, I might just owe you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

evilbitch
2013-01-14 04:50 am UTC (link)

Look at it this way. He was going to find out, sooner or later. Knowing Dean, he was probably going to opt for the later so he didn't overwhelm his poor, spazzy little brother. Now, if he had waited until Sam had come to grips with all of the other crap, there wouldn't be anything else to distract him from the fact that you're a vampire and Dean is fine with that.

This way, he's still dealing with my Father being free, his younger brother being free, and all of the other general crap that is Colligo. Compared to all of that? The fact that you're a vampire is going to seem like small potatoes.

Catching on yet?

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	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm the rain droplet falling into an already stormy ocean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 04:58 am UTC (link)
	You catch on pretty quick, for a bloodsucker. I'm almost impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Lack of the hivemind makes the old brainpan a bit clearer. You'd be amazed the sort of things I could come up with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Amazed, huh? Now that I doubt. It takes an awful lot to amaze me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornhumantoo 2013-01-14 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Maybe mildly impressed is a better way to put it, but still. Thinking for yourself is a bit of a lark with my kind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gradeafreak 2013-01-14 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Meg. Hi. Okay. Let's see. Last thing I remember, Dean and Cas had disappeared after ganking Dick Roman, and Crowley had nabbed you and Kevin. Now. I have a question and I would really like a straight answer. Has my brother lost his mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilbitch 2013-01-14 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. And no. He hasn't. I'm sure it probably looks that way to you, but unfortunately that's not the case. He's more... gone soft. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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