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I need to think of something besides all the stuff that's happening back home. I meant to do this earlier, but I've been so busy.

1. Using only your elbow, type your name.
Caroline Forbes. That took time and effort but I like that it's right.

2. Where do you work?
I'm a waitress at Eden and a college student.

3. What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you?
Politely tell them I have a very pretty and very jealous boyfriend.

4. Ever been in a fight? Why?
Yes. Werewolves suck.

5. Do you ever get in trouble for things you didn't do?
Yes.

6. How would you react if you found out your best friend was gay?
My dad was gay. It's really no big deal. Anyway, Elena and Bonnie have awful luck with guys. Like really awful. Being gay would probably be better for them.

7. How would you react if you found out your best friend was involved with your significant other?
Very calmly and politely rip their hearts from their chests. I don't feel like this would be an overreaction.

8. If you could speak any three languages, what would they be?
French, Italian and Hindi.

9. If you could have a different name, what would it be?
Caroline Salvatore doesn't sound bad I like my name. It's pretty.

10. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
It's a family name.

11. What country would you most want to visit?
Italy.

12. What do you do when you're bored?
Go shopping. Play with Emma. Bake. Have sex with Damon.

13. Do you find piercings attractive?
On guys? Not really.

14. Do you find tattoos attractive?
Not really, honestly.

15. Are you or have you ever been addicted to anything?
I sort of have to have blood to live. That's kind of an addiction. But not like Stefan with his legit blood problem.

16. Do you consider yourself to be more active or lazy?
Active. Definitely active. Neurotically so.

17. When is the last time you ran? Why?
I'm a mom. I run all the time.

18. What is the point of life?
I guess to just make the most of the time we have, which isn't really very much for most people.

19. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Emma. She is so cute.

20. Have you ever had a prank go wrong?
We had a whole prank night at school, and Tyler died and got turned into a hybrid, Matt died a little, Elena got kidnapped by Klaus and Stefan got kidnapped into being more of a douchebag than he was already being.

21. Have you ever tried to outrun a bus?
No, but I could if I wanted to.

22. Are you cocky?
Not overly so.

23. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, would you get injured?
Nope.

24. What's the stupidest thing you've done?
Trusted a werewolf. I know that sounds kind of racist...or speciesist? But considering I almost died, I think it's fair.

25. Do you want to try sky diving?
Not really.

26. Do you want to try bungee jumping?
Maybe. It could be fun.

27. Have you ever talked back to an authority figure?
Yes. But he was torturing me at the time, so I think it's fair.

28. What's one word you would use to describe yourself?
Neurotic.

29. What's one word you would use to describe your friends?
Amazing.

30. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack?
Me. Absolutely me. There's no question.

31. Is anyone on your bad side now? Who?
Not really. But that could change.

32. What do you think is at the end of a rainbow?
A pot of gold. What? I'm a vampire, my boyfriend's a vampire, and we somehow have a kid. My best friends are a witch, a doppelganger and a clairvoyant. My ex-boyfriend and my best friend's little brother can see dead people. My other ex-boyfriend is a werepire. A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is supposed to be too unbelievable?

33. Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself?
Yes.

34. Would you save an adult if it meant possibly being killed yourself?
Yes.

35. Are you taking college classes right now? If not, are you planning to?
Yes I am.

36. What do you have planned for the weekend?
Nothing too exciting. Spending time with Damon and Emma.

37. How would you react if you woke up as someone of the opposite sex?
Borrow Damon's clothes.

38. When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head?
I really am very pretty. What? It's the truth.

39. Can you lick your elbow?
No.

40. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
That's personal.

41. Have you ever been attacked by a dog?
In a sense. Crap. I'm being speciesist again.

42. What do you think of weddings?
They're great.

43 Would you keep your last name if you got married?
Absolutely. Salvatore is a great name.

44. Have you ever dated someone knowing that you weren’t suited for one another?
Yes.

45. Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know?
No.

46. Has anyone ever grabbed your ass?
Yes. Can you blame them?

47. Did you ever ask your parents for a pony when you were little?
Yes. They never gave me one though.

48. Is there anything you regret?
Yes.

49. Are you purposefully irritating? Why?
No. Wait. Do people think I'm irritating?

50. What irritates you most?
Lots of things.

51. Ever lost anything down the toilet? What?
No.

52. If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do?
Probably compel them not to do that again.

53. Have you had any broken bones?
Yes.

54. Have you ever crawled through somebody else’s window? Why?
Yes. I was a teenager. It's something we do.

55. Would you survive in prison?
Yes. I'd feel bad for anyone who tried to mess with me.

56. Have you ever had someone pull a chair out from under you as you were sitting down?
No.

57. Do things like that amuse you when they happen to other people?
Not really. Unless they deserve it.

58. Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same tune and rhyme scheme?
Yes.

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
No. I sang them because I wanted to after reading that. Emma liked the performance.

60 Do you get your hair cut often?
No.

61. Would you wear a boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes?
Absolutely. I love wearing Damon's shirts. And he loves when I wear them. Win-win.

62. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes.

63. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
A couple pairs. They're artfully distressed.

64. What jewelry are you wearing?
My ring. A necklace and a charm bracelet.

65. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so, what kind?
Yes. Light Blue by D&G.

66. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Are we talking to the store or out out. Because it takes me almost as long as Damon to get ready to go out.

67. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavor?
Strawberry.

68 Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
Damon. It's a relationship thing.

69. If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be?
Nobody right now.

70. When is the last time you showered?
This morning.

71. If you didn’t shower for three days, do you think you would smell?
Eww. Gross.

72. Would you rather have a pet ostrich or a pet sheep?
Neither.

73. Do fish make good pets?
No.

74. Do you have any weird phobias?
My phobias are perfectly reasonable, thank you.

75. What are you dreading right now?
Emma eventually getting older and dating and Damon murdering someone.

76. Are you a happy person?
Yes.

77. What do you do when you're sad?
Cry.

78. Do you swear often?
Not really.

79 Do you return a cart at the grocery store?
Yes. Unless I'm in a hurry. Then I just compel someone else to.

80. Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening?
Yes.