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renesmee cullen doesn't frickin sparkle (canmakeyousee) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-09 23:14:00

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damon salvatore, jasper whitlock, nikola tesla, renesmee cullen, rosalie hale

Fail!Filter; Meant for Jasper Hale; Open to Everyone
I don't think I can come into work today, Uncle Jasper, on account of my suddenly having caught a bit of werewolf.

No, you aren't hallucinating. Yes, you read that right. Blame Asaph. That seems to be the general consensus right now.

Sorry. As soon as I get a handle on this, I should be good to go.

[ooc: nessie now has jake's ability >.>]

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	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Well I woke up that way. But I'm still me. Just less half-vampire and more hello, fursplosion. Made for an interesting morning, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:31 am UTC (link)
	You have my every sympathy. I don't think I would know what to do if I suddenly took such evolutionary step backwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey. Watch it. That's Jake you're talking about. Or, at least, normally Jake. Now it's me. Point is, watch it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Hey, no hard offense meant, kid. Yours might actually be decent, but my experience with the pups is less than positive. But I'm sure given the opportunity you might actually be able to do something with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Like you haven't read the books so you don't already know. Don't feed me a line. I might not have been born that long ago, but it still wasn't yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Aw, but I love talking out my ass. It's so much more fun than being sincere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You know, most of the time. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it soon enough. At least enough not to shed all over your apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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