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Tweak says, "What are you, Goldilocks?"

renesmee cullen doesn't frickin sparkle (canmakeyousee) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-09 23:14:00

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damon salvatore, jasper whitlock, nikola tesla, renesmee cullen, rosalie hale

Fail!Filter; Meant for Jasper Hale; Open to Everyone
I don't think I can come into work today, Uncle Jasper, on account of my suddenly having caught a bit of werewolf.

No, you aren't hallucinating. Yes, you read that right. Blame Asaph. That seems to be the general consensus right now.

Sorry. As soon as I get a handle on this, I should be good to go.

[ooc: nessie now has jake's ability >.>]

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	sleeplssbeauty 2012-05-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Not Jasper; obviously. Are you alright, Nessie? How are you a werewolf? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	... I really need to remember that these PDAs hate us all more often than not. And I'm fine. Just, you know, not myself right now. I don't know how. I just woke up this way. Jake, meanwhile, woke up a hybrid like I'm supposed to be. Like I said, I'm blaming Asaph. If he isn't behind it, I don't know who is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleeplssbeauty 2012-05-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Do you need anything, Nessie? </s>I couldn't imagine being one of those creatures. Even briefly.</s> At least you're not a member of the opposite sex and enjoying it way too much like your uncle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:36 am UTC (link)
	No, Aunt Rosalie, I'm fine. Really. And it's not that bad. Granted, I'm a little biased because I basically just turned into a female!Jake, but still. Yeah, I saw that. Then again, I'm not all that surprised. Personally, I say enjoy it. Drag him out shopping and for an evening at the spa, or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleeplssbeauty 2012-05-10 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid he'd enjoy that too much. Apparently not much here has phased him, from what I've heard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Caught a bit? I certainly hope this is an isolated incident and not an epidemic in the making. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Well I woke up that way. But I'm still me. Just less half-vampire and more hello, fursplosion. Made for an interesting morning, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:31 am UTC (link)
	You have my every sympathy. I don't think I would know what to do if I suddenly took such evolutionary step backwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey. Watch it. That's Jake you're talking about. Or, at least, normally Jake. Now it's me. Point is, watch it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Hey, no hard offense meant, kid. Yours might actually be decent, but my experience with the pups is less than positive. But I'm sure given the opportunity you might actually be able to do something with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Like you haven't read the books so you don't already know. Don't feed me a line. I might not have been born that long ago, but it still wasn't yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Aw, but I love talking out my ass. It's so much more fun than being sincere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2012-05-10 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You know, most of the time. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it soon enough. At least enough not to shed all over your apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shesavedme 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Take all the time you need, Nessie. At least you have Jacob there to help you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:23 am UTC (link)
	If he can get a handle on suddenly being a half-vampire, you mean. Thanks. It shouldn't be that hard. I just need to figure out how not to randomly turn into a giant, fur-covered wolf creature. Somehow I don't think that would go over so well in a dance studio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shesavedme 2012-05-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
	That probably wouldn't be a good idea. We don't want a repeat of the disaster in the dance studio back home with James. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oncemighty 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Remarkable! Is such a thing often communicable? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
	No. Definitely not communicable. More like I went from half-vampire to werewolf and my ~~boyfriend~~ ~~soulmate~~ Jake went from werewolf to half-vampire. I'm thinking some kind of really convoluted power-swap. At least, I hope that's the case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oncemighty 2012-05-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I see. That certainly makes sense. At least, as much as most things make sense here. At least it will make a wonderful opportunity to understand the world through the eyes of someone else and their experiences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	By which you mean that makes absolutely no sense at all. And yeah. I figure it can't be permanent. Plus, it could be worse. At least I'm still with Jake. Just a little more likely to turn into a giant wolf if I get too upset and possibly have to avoid my family until it passes, is all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oncemighty 2012-05-10 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Curious. Do you mind if I ask why you will have to avoid your family? I understand the vampiric verses werewolf aspects of folklore, but with these differing realities, it is rather hard to tell what holds true where. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:46 am UTC (link)
	For the most part, vampires and werewolves don't get along at all, where I'm from. Jake is one of the few exceptions to that rule. But with me not really knowing how to control myself like this just yet, it's probably best I'm not around them. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oncemighty 2012-05-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Smart. An understandable precaution to take when not sure how far such exchanges will go. The last thing anyone would wish to do is cause undo harm to people they care for. My name's Nikola, my dear. I am not certain that we've met. Or, at least, we have not since I have been here. (Reply to this) (Parent)