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Tweak says, "mom won't let me get one"

renesmee cullen doesn't frickin sparkle (canmakeyousee) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-09 23:14:00

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damon salvatore, jasper whitlock, nikola tesla, renesmee cullen, rosalie hale

Fail!Filter; Meant for Jasper Hale; Open to Everyone
I don't think I can come into work today, Uncle Jasper, on account of my suddenly having caught a bit of werewolf.

No, you aren't hallucinating. Yes, you read that right. Blame Asaph. That seems to be the general consensus right now.

Sorry. As soon as I get a handle on this, I should be good to go.

[ooc: nessie now has jake's ability >.>]

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	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	... I really need to remember that these PDAs hate us all more often than not. And I'm fine. Just, you know, not myself right now. I don't know how. I just woke up this way. Jake, meanwhile, woke up a hybrid like I'm supposed to be. Like I said, I'm blaming Asaph. If he isn't behind it, I don't know who is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleeplssbeauty 2012-05-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Do you need anything, Nessie? </s>I couldn't imagine being one of those creatures. Even briefly.</s> At least you're not a member of the opposite sex and enjoying it way too much like your uncle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2012-05-10 03:36 am UTC (link)
	No, Aunt Rosalie, I'm fine. Really. And it's not that bad. Granted, I'm a little biased because I basically just turned into a female!Jake, but still. Yeah, I saw that. Then again, I'm not all that surprised. Personally, I say enjoy it. Drag him out shopping and for an evening at the spa, or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleeplssbeauty 2012-05-10 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid he'd enjoy that too much. Apparently not much here has phased him, from what I've heard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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