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Cordelia Chase takes crap from no one. (thisismyofframp) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-04 00:14:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, cordelia chase, eames, huckleberry finn, justin taylor, lexi branson

Since this is something we've all been made privy to ~~and Damon's phone won't stop beeping while we're trying to drink and forget about this crap~~, I want to ask you all something and I want you to be honest, not only with me but with yourselves, too.

So. Show of hands, from those of you who didn't know Angel and Darla and the fiasco that was their relationship. How many of you honestly thought vampires could have kids? How many of you, vamp/human/demon/whatever legitimately thought that vampires should use protection when having sex to avoid procreating? Keep in mind we're talking about the breed of vampire whose body is actually lacking in a pulse and heartbeat, here.

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

If not? Then back the hell off Damon already. Because yes, he reacted in a pretty jerktastic way. However, considering his body is technically dead, it's not like he really thought he could procreate. And until Caroline got pregnant, I'm willing to bet none of you thought he could either. Including her.

And before any of you try to jump all over me about how this isn't any of my business or whatever retarded attempts at hostility you might try, I'd just like to point out that it's none of your business, either. This is between Caroline and Damon. That's it. So unless you're Caroline? Back off and let them sort it out.

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	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Comforting" you, is that what we're calling it now? hmm? Although I'm not surprised at it being Justin. He tried to jump me that time at the Casino, and then tried to blame it on the mistletoe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, because that's what was happening! Hugging! Is that cheating? Besides, I don't know if you've forgotten, but he's gay. Really, really gay. And I'm really, really not a dude. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sunshine_taylor 2011-12-04 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hold the fuck up! I tried to blame it on the mistletoe? You're the one who told Arthur about the fucking mistletoe after he practically broke your arm. And there is absolutely nothing going on between me and Ariadne. All I wanted to do was help you guys out and part of that was comforting her. Because like she said. I'm very, very gay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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