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Tweak says, "taste the spork"

River Song (thenameofsanity) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-07 04:07:00

Entry tags:

idris, river song, the master

A classroom. What in the bloody hell was I doing in a classroom? Dreadfully boring places, I'll have you know. Never any proper danger. What rubbish.

Right then. Moving on. New place, new faces, can't say for certain I'll like it here as of yet but I suppose I can give the shopping a try at the very least before shooting whoever brought me here.

And people say I can't be reasonable.

[ooc: meet melody pond - the psychopath who succeeded in murdering the doctor rather than falling in love with him >.>]

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	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 10:37 am UTC (link)
	Really now? There may be some use for you after all, in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:08 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky that I don't mind being used. Especially for chaotic purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm much more than merely lucky. Now. The real question is... where to start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:26 am UTC (link)
	The locals might a delightful squishing sound when they're sliced to ribbons, but they don't panic nearly as well as all the rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Well that's hardly as much fun, now is it? Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good slicing as much as the next girl, but the panicking really does make it all the more enjoyable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. Kidnapping non-locals it is! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thenameofsanity
2011-11-07 11:52 am UTC (link)

Now we're talking.

So. Seems you've been here a spot longer. Which I suppose means you really ought to be the one to decide who goes first.

See? Once again I'm being reasonable! I'm really starting to get the hang of this! I've no intention of allowing it to continue any longer than absolutely necessary, of course, but it's rather fun being able to do things most wouldn't expect from me!

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	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:55 am UTC (link)
	I know just the handful of targets. Self repair is a pretty handy trait in potential torture victims. Don't you agree? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Self repair, you say? Now that does sound fascinating... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	It really is. Give them enough time, and it's like nothing even happened. And you get to start all over again! Fresh canvas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Right then. Well, that certainly has my vote! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. Meet at the library in fifteen minutes? From there, I can point them out to you, and we can do a bit of hunting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see you then. Oh! Almost forgot! Do try not to be late. I despise waiting and I'd hate to be forced to shoot you when we've only just met. It'd be a rather dreadful end to what may very well be a rather interesting partnership. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	I won't be late. I've been shot by enough women already to last me a dozen lifetimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	Really now? I'll certainly keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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