Citizens of Paradise,
There is an uninvited visitor among us. My delightful older brother, Lucifer has crept into this world. He has no corporeal form, but that doesn't make him harmless. As with all Archangels of my origin, he can dream walk. He needs a body, so he will likely try and convince you to allow him to commandeer yours through your dreams.
Do not say yes. Avoid that word at all costs.
Unlike Demons, we can't just take control. We need permission. Lucifer is very persuasive, he will tempt you by saying he can "fix" things, or "stop" events from happening. While he
is capable of that, he's lying. Once he's got his own way, he'll forget all his promises to you.
In the meantime, I'll construct a place to contain him.
ETA FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS WANTING TO FIGHT HIM: WHAT PART OF
NO CORPOREAL FORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
If he visits your dreams just do as I said, say no, tell him to take a hike. I will deal with him.