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[BatFam]

Thanksgiving's in three days. What do you want to eat, losers?

Timmy, I want my guns back.

The rest of you lot, I've got a shit-ton of baking that needs to be eaten.

Ugh... just... ugh.

Is there something in the water again? Or in the brownies?

Just helped the sweetest family with their flat tyre. Not even at work yet, but I couldn't leave them stranded.

You know what? I don't really need all these guns.

I'm feeling generous today. How does half priced drinks at Lux sound?

Happy Birthday, Wally. I have no idea how old you are, but I do know you'll have a great day!

Has anyone been to the fire station down on main and 7th? I went to work on their second rig. Didn't realise you have to be a 9 or above to join the service.

I've kind of been a bit of a lurker on this network thing. Sorry 'bout that. Those that don't know me, hi, I'm Wally. Those that do, hi, I'm still Wally.

So Paradise City, from what I've seen of you so far you seem pretty rad. But inquiring minds would like to know, why is there no where to buy tacos?

[Jason Todd]

Hey... um... I need help. The teacher has given us an essay to write on how lessons learned in classic literature can be applied to modern life and I... well, I don’t get it. I mean, I didn't learn anything other than I'd much rather be staring at incoherent zeros and ones than read the novels the teacher set us again.

( instagram post 4 November )

Safe to say Ace enjoyed Halloween.

Unless you're planning on trying to raise the dead in cemetery today (to which I say don't bother ) there's no better place to be tonight than Lux. Trust me, it'll be worth it. I may even be in the mood to grant favours.

Kind of disappointed I didn't get a chance to chat with Alternate-Devil. I feel like we could have really hit it off.

Anyway... with him out of the way and Halloween around the corner, I've decided to throw a little party at Lux. Tonight. Through till... whenever I feel like it. Costumes aren't mandatory but I do love playing dress up. I might have a competition for best dressed or something.

Safe to say that Lucifer ain't interested in me. Must be because my dance card is already claimed by Michael.

[Sammy]

Gabriel has your soul. That's why Lucifer managed to get free. He hitched a ride somehow. So here's the question; do you want your soul back? I don't know how easy it's gonna be once you do have it back.

You'll [...] remember the cage.

I need more excuses to stay up late. Really late. Not-sleeping late.

Citizens of Paradise,

There is an uninvited visitor among us. My delightful older brother, Lucifer has crept into this world. He has no corporeal form, but that doesn't make him harmless. As with all Archangels of my origin, he can dream walk. He needs a body, so he will likely try and convince you to allow him to commandeer yours through your dreams.

Do not say yes. Avoid that word at all costs.

Unlike Demons, we can't just take control. We need permission. Lucifer is very persuasive, he will tempt you by saying he can "fix" things, or "stop" events from happening. While he is capable of that, he's lying. Once he's got his own way, he'll forget all his promises to you.

In the meantime, I'll construct a place to contain him.

ETA FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS WANTING TO FIGHT HIM: WHAT PART OF NO CORPOREAL FORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

If he visits your dreams just do as I said, say no, tell him to take a hike. I will deal with him.

[Phone Call to Dick]

The phone rings. When Dick picks up, the only sound he hears is Jason's rapid breathing and maybe a soft whine from Ace.

Who: Jason Todd and Lucifer (SPN)
When: Thursday night
Where: Inside Jason’s dreams
What: Nightmare Plot
Rating: Mentions of violence, attempted fratricide and patricide

( all you have to do is say yes )