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Tweak says, "ok tian"

Lyra Banner (littlehulk) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2022-12-04 09:47:00

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marvel: billy maximoff (mcu), marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: doreen green (animated), marvel: lyra banner (comics), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), marvel: peter parker (mcu), ~ex: marvel bucky barnes (mcu), ~ex: stranger things nancy wheeler

Hi! My name is Lyra and I have never been in the past before!

I met my daddy today and he gave me cereal for breakfast. Mommy topically makes French toast, but that's okay, mommy says men are too dumb to cook properly anyways.

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	littlehulk 2022-12-04 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	But women are smart and strong! If someone is mean I'm not going to be happy. It's okay to protect people. I protect people too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thespiderchild 2022-12-04 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	I know they are and you know they are but some people here are mean jerks. Sometimes they say rude things to or about my aunt or my girlfriend and it makes me really mad. I saw you told Pepper you're going to be the leader someday! While you're living here you should talk to Captain America. Or your Uncle Tony! They kind of led our hero group back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlehulk 2022-12-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Why would they say mean things? Some people say mean things about me too.... Because I am green and I am strong and I have a Daddy. They say I'm gross because I have man DNA. I am! That's why mommy made me so special and I had to do all the experiments when I was little and I been training since I was four. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thespiderchild
2022-12-04 06:24 pm UTC (link)

Huh. You don't need man DNA to make a kiddo on your planet? That's kind of fascinating. Here we need some form of both, or at least humans do. The things they say about my aunt aren't mean, just rude, because she's pretty. My girlfriend has a tail and pointy teeth and sometimes people are mean and tease her about that. You know her, it's Dee! She's kind of like your sister now.

That's a lot of training for such a little girl. All that hard work means you're going to be the best leader.

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	littlehulk 2022-12-04 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	No. Men aren't allowed in the city. Babies are made using the cradle which takes the mamas DNA and it makes a baby out of it. If someone says anything mean about miss Dee then they will be sorry. Daddy says she is my sister now and no one has to be mean to my sister. My mommy says I will. The council isn't sure yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thespiderchild 2022-12-04 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's incredible! I've never heard anything like it. Well, I'm a man and I hope you don't think I'm a mean and dumb savage once you get to know me. Dee is one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet and I know she's super excited to meet you, too. Councils aren't always very smart. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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