Carpe Diem Network

Type: Journal Entry
When: 8/7/15 3:3O PM

i THINK THAT i'M IN SOME REAL TROUBLE HERE GUYS.

sO, i WAS HANGING OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM KINDA FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDED INTERESTING WHILE STILL PULLING OFF THE GOOD GIRL ACT (EVEN IF i WAS KINDA HANGING HALF OFF THE COUCH UPSIDE DOWN), WHEN i HEAR THIS MOST GOD AWFUL SCREAM OF PAIN COMING FROM MY ROOM - WHERE MY JOURNAL WAS HANGING OUT IN ITS USUAL DESK DRAWER. TURNS OUT THAT MY VERY MUGGLE NANNY/BABYSITTER/PERSON IN CHARGE OF KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR ME WHILE MY DADS AT WORK AND MY MOMS OFF DOING WHATEVER IT IS SHE DOES WITH HER TIME FOUND THE JOURNAL WHILE GOING THROUGH MY THINGS AND IT DECIDED TO MAUL HER.

i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING IN MY ROOM, OR WHY SHE WAS GOING THROUGH MY THINGS, BUT SHE GOT HURT REALLY BADLY (TO THE POINT THAT ONE OF THE MAIDS TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK AND KINDA DID THE FACE IN THE BOOSOM HUG THING. dID i FORGET TO MENTION THAT MY FAMILY EMPLOYS A PRETTY MUCH ENTIRELY MUGGLE STAFF? aND THAT i WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE TO COME RUNNING AT THE SCREAMING) AND IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET THE JOURNAL OFF HER AND CALMED DOWN. i'M KINDA SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE MAGIC POLICE TO SHOW AND HAND DOWN WHATEVER PUNISHMENT THEY GIVE OUT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

aND YEAH, i DON'T THINK THAT THIS ME WATCHERS GONNA STAY ON THE PAYROLL - IF SHE EVER RECOVERS ENOUGH TO CONSIDER COMING BACK TO WORK HERE.

Type: Journal Post
Date: Aug. 8, 2:00pm

So the family vacation is over and I'm a bit disappointed to go home already. Though I will have some awesome memories of the trip... as well as some ink. I think Da's going a bit overboard on the trying to make things up, or he figured that I'd eventually try to go do it on my own without him and decided that it was better to go together. Gotta admit that I'm proud for surviving it. It hurt like hell.

Beyond that, Gizmo came home and peppermint was waiting for her. The two are are loving each other. I even managed to grab an adorable pic of them both.