From: herefadian: So you were a
child that got in bar fights, the same one that ended up becoming the world's youngest bartender, yet is haunted by his juvenile decisions to this day? Dear Merlin, what a life you have lead.
And it's never too late to at least watch a bar fight, maybe throw in some heckling?
ipodmore: Well, you know. Once they'd tried cockfighting and it had lost its appeal, it was only a matter of time before they tried pitting drunken young Gryffindors against each other. It was one of those sweat shop-bars, like in Taiwan, where they employee children for 6 knuts a day. Highly illegal, terribly dangerous. I'm writing my memoirs on it. Admittedly, I was pretty pissed for most of it, so the details might be mostly shameless lies.
That's true. Sounds like I missed a good one, though, if someone threw a chair at that fellow who broke into the zoo.