stinky flower 🌸 (xanthophiliac) wrote in breaking_quotes, @ 2011-01-23 14:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! needs a tag, player: anna, player: cassie, player: emily, player: kaz, player: xan |
Emily: DMLE's late-80s bring-your-kid-to-work-day
Emily: was bad news
Emily: oh wow I just had the saddest thought
Larissa: ?
Emily: Frank and Alice wouldnt be able to bring Neville to bring-your-kid-to-work day :-(
Anna: Awwwww
Cassie: :-\
Larissa: :( yeah
Emily: Maybe Augusta would bring him in anyway
Larissa: And if they can squeeze some magic out of him, all the better. ;)
Emily: lol yeah
Emily: ;-)
Emily: I bet all the kids would harrass Rufus
Cassie: augusta is like "you're a natural with children! why aren't you married?"
Emily: hahaha yesss
Xan: LOL.
Emily: the kids are all sitting in a circle around Rufus's desk
Emily: like
Emily: TELL US A STORY ABOUT FIGHTING DARK WIZARDS
Cassie: "READ US A STORY!"
Cassie: "i have work to do"
Cassie: "NOOOOOOOO"
Xan: He would be like :| :| :| :| :| :|
Emily: PLEAAASE?
Emily: Well, Evil Savage baby wouldnt bother him?
Larissa: And those would be the faces staring back at him!
Larissa: ha
Emily: he'd have snuck away to break into the Department of Mysteries or something
Emily: gotten turned around, ended up in the cafeteria, and then he'd just hang out with Greta
Xan: Rudiger can entertain the kids.
Emily: aww
Emily: Rudiger would be traumatized after that
Xan: Also, I just tried to make a Rufus emoticon taking his glasses and chin into account, and it ended up looking like >8{B
Emily: LOL
Emily: Mary would probably lead bring-your-kid-to-work day
Larissa: Ha!
Anna: Sherlock would get super nervous and wonder if there's anything he should read into that
Emily: loooool
Emily: no
Emily: she'd rather have other peoples babies
Xan: I think bb Cormac would be the closest thing Rufus would have to a baby of his own, if he takes him hunting and stuff later.
Anna: He'd feel much better knowing that. Provided she doesn't plan to steal one, obviously.
Anna: That's pretty adorable
Emily: awww
Anna: Though I think children make him nervous IN GENERAL
Emily: bb Cormac is always up for adoption ;-)
Xan: Rufus can be the daddy lion, taking his lion cub out to learn how to hunt.
Emily: HAHA yes
Anna: Sherlock and children always reminds me of that Christmas episode of Psych
Emily: lol
Anna: All right, fellas, what do we got here? You know, Drake... technically, Jesus was born around April, so we need to get rid of this winter foliage. Oh, and Finn, the word "manger" actually refers to the wooden feeding trough that the animals used, so let's put baby Jesus in this little shot glass.
Emily: I was rereading the babymeme
Emily: and I think Marlock's evil child should exist
Anna: Hahahaha
Anna: I kind of agree
Anna: I think that child would be epic
Emily: pure evil
Anna: EXACTLY.]
Emily: he'd cause so much strife
Emily: he'd end up banned from Bring Your Child to Work Day
Cassie: banned for life
Emily: yup
Emily: he and Lydia Yaxley should be housemates
Emily: and enemies 4 lyfe
Emily: lol my future headcanon is on crack :|
Anna: But it's AWESOME crack
Anna: NGL Sherlock would be just a little proud of him when he got banned
whurrwolves has left the room. 2:02 pm
Emily: of course
Emily: Kaz, you know who should really be leading Bring Your Kid To Work Day...Moody.
Emily: (we were talking about DMLE babies)
Xan: I wonder how many animals paperweights there will be running around by then.
Emily: a lot
Emily: they'd have an animal army
Xan: Rudiger is the original~, so he will try to turn them into his pride of honorary lions.
Emily: lol He SHOULD be the leader
Xan: And also because he will imitate Rufus.
Emily: I think Moody's will be a bear
Emily: Joey is getting a panda
Emily: Rudigers only real competition will be Kingsley junglecat
Xan: I think Rufus is going to try and charm it to do tiny roars and actually make sounds soon.
Xan: When he's bored during desk duty.
Kaz: dear lord, Moody and bring your kid to work day ... this must happen
Lauren: does moody have a kid
Kaz: well no
Kaz: but moody with everyone ELSE'S kids
Kaz: because Moody with kids asking about his EYE and the patch ... decorating the patch ... they could each have one :-\
Emily: LOL YES
Emily: it's that or them sit in a giant ring around Rufus's desk demanding story time
Xan: Rufus will make him dress up as a pirate.
Emily: LOL
Emily: uh if baby Savage exists, he'll be like "you're not a real pirate..."
Emily: i feel like Moody's fake eye would freak out a bunch of 5 year olds
Anna: ACTUALLY he would describe the historical inaccuracies
Anna: Sherlock would just put a hand over his mouth and say he has NO IDEA where he got that
Xan: Rufus says asking questions is insubordination >:{
Emily: I feel like Evil Savage would bite
Emily: lol
Anna: Oh, THAT he gets from his dad
Emily: "Insubordination? I don't work for you!"
Anna: Sherlock mostly just THREATENS to bite people now
Emily: in the stereotypical "you're not the boss of me!" little kid voice
Xan: Some kid should make fun of Rufus' butt chin too.
Emily: I'm trying to imagine who in the DMLE would have a kid that would have balls that big, Xan
Emily: maybe one of the Ridgebit kids would say it
Anna: I think any kid Joey and Robbie had that was more Robbie than Joey would do it
Emily: aw yeah
Emily: too bad that kid cant exist :'(
Xan: Maybe Rufus will grow a beard one day to cover up his chin.
Xan: And aww :(
Anna: :(
Emily: maybe Joey will adopt a plucky kid one day
Anna: I suppose it's also possible that he knocks her up immediately prior to his death
Emily: Charley does that to Lettie
Emily: I think Katie has enough tragic surprise pregnancies under her belt
Emily: (well charley goes to jail)
Kaz: first - Moody so will be a better pirate when he loses his leg. second - I think a lot of kids would be curious about it. :-D third - he wants to see Rufus story time. four - even he finds the idea of babies after deaths/imprisonment a sad thing