This was terrific!

I kept a guiding hand firmly at the small of Sunshine in Wonderland’s back.

That totally cracked me up, as did this:

Justin briefly struggled at the thought of being exiled from his new favoritest place on earth

Brian's snark just shines through, begining to end -- as does the fact that he's completely full of shit totally fucked:

I returned the kiss, not because I was happy, but because he deserved a reward for consistently being such a fine fuck.

Well done!