Half the time they think I’m a human pretzel, other times they think my asshole is the size of the Holland Tunnel...
I literally sprayed a mouthful of Coke all over my desk when I read that. I know we often joke about doing that when we read something that cracks us up, but I truly and for real actually did it.
*goes off to get paper towels to clean up the mess*
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