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Tweak says, "Winter is coming."

Kate Bishop/Hawkeye knows this is Clint's fault (noboomerangs) wrote in beverlyhills,
@ 2018-02-05 22:29:00

Entry tags:

america chavez, bucky barnes, clint barton, karolina dean, kate bishop, steve rogers

After some weird times lately, I decided to focus on work. You know, when I became a PI at home, I was working on finding missing people, gathering evidence against a stalker. Now? I am following people cheating on their spouses. Not what I had in mind.

[BUCKY]

Thank you, for being so awesome when I was dealing with the home stuff. You really are the best.

[CLINT AND AMERICA]

So, as my very best friends, I wanted to tell you the good news, I'm officially dating Bucky. I am also about to try to get the approval of Captain America to date his best friend. Probably shouldn't mention all the times I sassed our Steve, right?

[STEVE]

Hello Mr Captain America, sir. How are you settling in to LA? I'm sorry if I kind of threw you with the knowing another you thing. ~~and by the way, is it okay if I date your best friend?~~ I'd really like to get to know this you, if that's okay?

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	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 10:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you're still my cuddle buddy, I won't high five your face. You're stepping up the dating game at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 10:11 am UTC (link)
	You love my face. It's freaking me out. I keep having to remind myself not to fuck it up the way I did with Eli. And Tommy. I would add Noh-Varr in there, but that was never a dating thing and he was the idiot on that one anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 10:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh please. Kids fuck things up. It's what we do. You're not a kid anymore Hawkeye, and he's not a boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 10:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh I very much noticed how not boy-like he is. Definitely. I'm trying to do the whole emotional honesty with him and all that scary shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 10:30 am UTC (link)
	I love you, but I so don't need to know about your kinky sex life with the Winter Soldier. Ew. Bigger person than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 11:15 am UTC (link)
	Don’t worry, I will spare you the details. Let’s see if I manage to do it before we say i’m managing any bigness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	I have a dirty joke about managing bigness but that might lead to TMI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	Just assume the joke has been made and replied to in an appropriately filthy fashion. I’m trying to remember, you ever meet Karolina in our timeline? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	We're hilarious. Karolina? As in Dean? Not your timeline. A timeline. Fleetingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	We are. Yeah, her. There's one of her here, she seems pretty young, just found out about her parents being crazy. She's lovely, could probably use some friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Are you trying to pimp me out to make more friends? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't put it that way! More that I think she could use some support and you're an amazing support person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. chicana 2018-02-09 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. Flattery works wonders. I'll give her a shout. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amerikate. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	You know you love me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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