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Dr. Archer | The Invisible Man ([info]sneakingaround) wrote in [info]bellumlogs,
@ 2010-07-01 23:21:00

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Entry tags:invisible man, shere khan

Who: Sam and Archer
What: Drinking
Where: The Juke Joint
When: June 23rd at 8 o'clock
Warnings: So very much whining. Archer is emo and proves to us all why scientists aren't allowed to talk to women.


After Isobel's impromptu visit, Archer was more than ready to meet Sam at the bar. He looked it up online, got directions, printed the directions, drew little notes on the directions, and obsessed over memorizing the directions. Essentially, he was distracting himself. He was trying to come up with every conceivable method possible to avoid having to think about the tears on Isobel's face or the panic that he had felt when she fainted. Every little stupid thing he could think of was a great barrier against the feelings he had to confront.

When it came time to meet Sam, he dressed simply in a plain T-shirt and jeans. Out of his lab coat and button-down shirts, he looked almost normal. He still had a gaunt look about him, and there were several conspicuous red marks on the inside of his left elbow where the nurses in the hospital had tried many times over to insert an IV. The shirt he wore left his elbow bare, showing the marks to the world, but he couldn't be bothered to care.

It was warm enough to not require a jacket, and so he simply locked his apartment and left, wearing just his shirt and pants for the walk to the dive bar. He repeated the directions in his head, fastidiously counting steps and land marks as if that would amount to something. Finally, he reached the horrid little place and went inside.

As it was a weekday, it wasn't crowded. He took a seat at a table, waving the waitress away and mentioning that he was waiting for someone first. Folding his hands, he looked down at the table, waiting for Sam to arrive.



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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Getting lectured about his eating habits irritated Archer. He groaned, leaning back in his chair. "Yes, but...you know. Research requires a lot of funding, and I must use my money wisely." As Sam mentioned "where it counted," his eyes widened, and he leaned forward. "Really?" he asked, frowning. "That can be affected?" He frowned. "Yes, I suppose you're right." He stroked his chin with bony fingers. "How unfortunate...perhaps I will allocate a bit more funding to my grocery budget."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 02:46 pm UTC (link)
"Tell me about it. You're preaching to the choir," Sam snorted, regarding the comment on funding. "But that's still no excuse to waste away! What good are any scientific breakthroughs if you're too malnourished to even notice or do anything about them? Or dead," he pointed out. "Yeah, it can be affected. It helps to be of sound mind and body when you attempt a more physical relationship." Sam was awfully proud of himself for using dignified terms like this, especially after he had been drinking! But erectile dysfunction was no fun for anyone.

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
"Yes, I suppose you're right," he replied with a sigh. "It's never been a problem before, but...if it may be in the future, perhaps I should change my habits now to prevent disaster." How embarrassing would that be? To go through all of this madness with Isobel and then fail in the bedroom? No, he would take Sam's advice. After all, he knew best. "It is so strange to think that we are like-minded, scientifically. We're nearly of two different species."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Extremely embarrassing, Jay, don't play with fire here. Sam nodded wisely. Good, now the guy had agreed to eat normally and not live on rice (what the hell?) so he would live to see another day. Perhaps Sam should send him an article on Best Foods to Enhance Penis Size. Not like he needed the help there, but maybe Jay did!

"Yeah, weird isn't it?" he grinned. "But actually, I don't even know...I mean..." The tiger? What did that say about him? Not even just a tiger, but a villainous man-eating tiger. "I'm probably a different species anyway."

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 02:57 pm UTC (link)
The slight change in mood was lost on Archer, though the comments weren't. "Really?" he asked, pouring himself another shot of the quickly dwindling vodka. "Why do you say that?" He tilted his head to the side, obviously ignorant and curious. Pausing, he glanced about before leaning forward and speaking in hushed tones. "Have you been using yourself as an experimental subject? With your test animals?" He shook his head. "I tried that once, it's very frowned upon, your research will be considered contaminated and unusable."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 03:01 pm UTC (link)
"No, no, no. Nothing like that," Sam said in a rush. Hell, may as well drink more too - he'd probably need it for sure now - so he added some vodka to his glass and leaned in to speak in a conspirator's tone. "My fable? Is not human. Sorry you weren't the first to know like I promised, Jay, but we sort of got sent back in time." Actually, Joanie had been the first to know, come to think of it.

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 03:04 pm UTC (link)
"Oh." He seemed almost disappointed by this. As Sam mentioned an inhuman fable, his eyes widened. "Is it, now?" He waved away the apology. "I'm not offended," he said, taking a sip from his shot glass. "And that's interesting. Do you get along? Griffin is...terribly demanding, horribly arrogant, and ruthlessly cold." He paused. "We see eye on eye concerning a few subjects."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
At the question of getting along, Sam cracked up laughing. It was just so funny to him, getting along with that bloodthirsty machine. As if they would ever have anything in common. As if anything made sense. "Not at all," he wheezed, rubbing a hand over his face. "He hates what I do, you know, my work and everything. He hates me, and the feeling is mutual."

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
As Archer was well on his way to being quite drunk, Sam's laughter made him laugh. He wound down as Sam did, unsure of why they were laughing until an explanation was given. "Ah," he said. "That is unfortunate. Being in conflict with your tale can be frustrating," he said with a nod. "When Griffin and I disagree it...is almost painful, really." He rubbed his forehead.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Sam really had no idea why he was laughing either but that could have been the alcohol talking. Or he had stepped away from the situation and realized that once a month he was doomed to transform into a tiger. Hilarious! "It's pretty painful," he agreed. And he was sure it would get worse. "I honestly don't know how this could have happened." Of all the possible fables, he got stuck with Shere Khan. "Just do me a favor and don't try to come after him for samples." Jay would become an appetizer, even though the tiger probably wouldn't find his bony self very satisfying.

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 03:32 pm UTC (link)
He shrugged. "Nobody knows how or why our fables are chosen," he said, pouring himself another shot. The bottle was nearly empty now, which was probably a good thing. "Simply that they are." That sounded much deeper than it really was. At the caution to not attempt to take samples, he frowned. "Why not?" he asked. "During the full moon events, I am rendered permanently invisible. He wouldn't be able to see me."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 03:36 pm UTC (link)
"Yeah...I guess that's true. Maybe it's random?" Sam hoped so, anyway. Because he didn't see how he and Shere Khan were alike at all, or perhaps it would become clearer over time but now? No way. At the invisibility comment, he frowned, rubbing his forehead with his fingertips. For some reason he thought of that day when Jasper demonstrated and how, all of a sudden, limbs started reappearing. If that happened again? He couldn't be sure, he didn't know why it happened, but what if it did? "I just...wouldn't try," Sam warned. "He's dangerous. And I'd be kind of pissed off if the next day I realized my fable had mauled you."

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
He shrugged. "Perhaps, though I believe there to be some logic, of course." After all, his assignment of Griffin couldn't have been chance. There was a great deal they shared in common, too much to brush off as "random noise." As Sam continued to caution him, the scientist sighed in resignation. "Alright, alright," he said, holding both hands up. "I promise not to follow your fable for samples. Though if he is dangerous...should we do something come the next full moon?"

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh shit, the next full moon. Sam hadn't even thought about that. The humans could all hunker down and take shelter and have cute little parties, but what was he supposed to do with a tiger? Get out of the building? A tiger running around Manhattan was completely inconspicuous, oh sure. "Shit, the full moon," he groaned, covering his face with his hands. "I don't know. What can we do? He'll try to eat everyone. It's Shere Khan, by the way," he added. "Don't know if you're familiar with The Jungle Book or not."

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Literature was lost on Archer. "I'm not," he said. "However. Last month, there was a great deal of noise on my floor. I recalled reading on the forums that a safe room was being built to contain fables that were dangerous or people who wanted to be protected from them. It should still be in the backlogs, if you wanted to see who to talk to." He had vaguely considered having Griffin locked away, but then realized that he didn't want the entire building to know. If somebody was hurt, that would be unfortunate, but it would be a sacrifice in the name of anonymity. "I believe that the next full moon will be occurring shortly..." he mused, sipping at his last shot.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Sam massaged his temples, a headache suddenly appearing. The phrase 'locked away' sort of sealed the deal for him right there. No fucking way would that tiger allow himself to be kept in a cage, not even if the bars were made of plutonium. And he didn't really want everyone to know that he was a danger to humankind just yet anyway. "Yeah...yeah, maybe..." he said tiredly, knocking back the rest of the alcohol. "I sort of don't want everyone to know." It was stupid, he knew, but why should he announce that he was dangerous? "I'll figure something out," Sam promised, pushing away the completely nauseous feeling that overcame him - not due to the alcohol either.

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 04:06 pm UTC (link)
"Ah. I understand." He nodded, finishing the last shot and pushing the empty glass over to sit beside the empty bottle. It was amazing how they had finished it. "We will devise a way," he said, pointing a finger into the air. "And nobody will be hurt." He paused. "Nobody that matters, at least." He laughed, finding this funny for some unknown reason. "Isobel's fable stays out of the way, so she will be safe. And I trust both myself and Griffin to avoid your Shere Khan."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 04:11 pm UTC (link)
"Who is Isobel's fable?" Sam asked, looking up. He had been previously staring at the table, as if the answers would magically appear there. Stupid table. "Or does she not want anyone to know? And thanks, staying away from Shere Khan is probably in everyone's best interests. Do you know what the safe room is like? Like how can it keep people contained?"

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 04:14 pm UTC (link)
"Rapunzel," he said. "I don't think she has expressed concern either way. And during the last full moon event, we were all trapped in our apartments and communicated via forums. Rapunzel spoke over it several times, so I believe it to be common knowledge now." He nodded. "And I'm not sure. I know it's on the first floor, as I heard a great deal of noise when it was being constructed." He wrinkled his nose. "Also, there were individuals carrying large amounts of garbage to the first floor during it all." He shook his head. "I'm not sure about it; as I said, I had no interest in it."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. That was all Sam knew of the story. "So she's kind of like a princess? That makes sense," he grinned. Isobel definitely gave off beautiful storybook princess vibes. "The first floor. Garbage? Wha - " Oh great. Joanie probably turned garbage into steel bars, so it must be some kind of magical safe room. Now Sam definitely had his doubts about keeping the tiger locked up. "Well, we'll see," he shrugged. "What's the worst that could happen? ...don't answer that."

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 04:24 pm UTC (link)
"Doesn't it?" he asked, wry with amusement. At the question of garbage, he shrugged. "I don't claim to understand it. I simply report what I noticed. It was terribly loud for three days, and then there was silence. I'm not sure what all they did." And really, he didn't want to know. The residents of this building were all ridiculous, over-emotional wretches. Though Sam told him not to answer the question, he smiled. "Shere Khan could tear through the building and kill us all, leaving you alone in a pool of my blood." Against his better judgment, he burst out laughing.

"Oh...I'm drunk..."

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Sam laughed too, at the answer but mostly at Jasper's current state of inebriation. "Good one!" He executed the fake gun-point gesture, a symbol of manliness and camaraderie. Oh, har har har! Death and destruction! A tiger mauling everyone and ripping apart their flesh! That was some funny shit right there. "Yeah, I'd say you're pretty smashed, my friend," he observed.

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Leaning forward against the table, he smoothed both hands over his hair. "Yes. I agree. Because I just said that." He paused, wrinkling his brow and pointing hazily at Sam. "Perhaps we should head back to the building. Because I cannot have any more. I would." He snorted, covering his face with one hand. "I would be dead in the morning." Again, he laughed.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
"Yeah, we may as well," Sam agreed. They should head back before the full moon and then the tiger attacked, and it was a sad scene where pathetic humans failed and more rocks fell and everyone died. "Wow, this was fun! Let's get drunk again sometime!"

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[info]sneakingaround
2010-07-02 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Leaning against the table, he slowly stood, gesturing for the waitress to come over. "Yes, it was," he said in response to Sam. They split the bill evenly and then left, Archer wobbling and swaying as he burst out the doors and onto the street. "I-I have to say, I have never done this before." He laughed, looking over at Sam. "Got drunk like this, never. Not with somebody outside of my family." The birth of his brother's son had been an occasion involving a lot of booze, but they didn't need to get into that.

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