Extremely embarrassing, Jay, don't play with fire here. Sam nodded wisely. Good, now the guy had agreed to eat normally and not live on rice (what the hell?) so he would live to see another day. Perhaps Sam should send him an article on Best Foods to Enhance Penis Size. Not like he needed the help there, but maybe Jay did!
"Yeah, weird isn't it?" he grinned. "But actually, I don't even know...I mean..." The tiger? What did that say about him? Not even just a tiger, but a villainous man-eating tiger. "I'm probably a different species anyway."