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Samuel Madin (tiger_says_rawr) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-06-12 08:42:00

Current mood:	busy
Current music:	The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me & My Monkey
Entry tags:	!needs tag, count of monte cristo, dracula, gretel, invisible man, javert, mad hatter, mina harker, scheherazade, shere khan, wendy, wicked witch

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Where the hell have I been? Rhetorical question. I actually plead the fifth regarding my existence for the past however many hours I've been ~~locked in a laboratory~~ ~~with my head up my ass~~ ~~piss drunk~~ gone.

Since everyone is thrilled to see and hear from me once more, I have decided to host a classy get-together for all of my dear friends here. Where and when can be decided at a later date, but for now we can just pick a theme.

Options:

- Recapturing Lost Innocence. Remember those days of your dewy and glowing virginity? ...no? Neither do I. For this party, you'd arrive with someone who wasn't your current partner. If you don't have a partner then just grab someone off the street, it's fine.

- ABC Party. Stands for Anything But Clothes. I'm not talking nakedness because getting arrested is not on the agenda and, well, some of you really need to keep your clothes on for the sake of my retinas. But obviously creativity comes into play here.

- Rave Party. Blacklights, florescent colors, glowsticks. What's to hate about this?

- Wine and Cheese from Around the World. ~~Nerds only.~~

That's just something to ponder. For those who don't know who I am, I'm Samuel but no one calls me that anymore so Sam is fine. It's shorter and rolls off the tongue easier. I don't do anything like tarot cards or palm readings or seances; I'm actually a scientist of sorts so I can appreciate mental disturbances. It will help me fit in really well around here. You may have also seen me around at various benefits and other charity events - I believe in giving back to the community, and I have a few causes I am strongly devoted to but I don't like to make a big deal out of it. Anyway, I'm sure I'll be seeing you all around at some point. Try not to burn the building down - those stairs can be tricky to navigate when your pants are on fire.

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	tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-12 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I am neither loudly preferring not to be disturbed - on the contrary, I'm actually a rather social creature - and I can't bake for shit. Aw, thank you, friendly neighbor! That's me. Often imitated, never duplicated. Helena, right? Nice to see you here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

old_fashioned
2010-06-12 10:23 pm UTC (link)

It's wonderful to see you here too. ~~Although that means that you're~~ ~~I wonder what tale~~ I'm surprised that you remember me. I don't make quite the impression that you often do.

This does explain your reluctance for the usual wine and cheese affair. I'm surprised you even suggested it as an option in the first place. And I suppose since you're not a perfect stranger at all, cake will most definitely have to be in order.

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	tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-12 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Really? I happen to think you made quite an impression. Who would forget a face like that? I didn't know anyone so I thought I would try to be accommodating as well and cater to all needs, even those who wouldn't...like raves? Cake, wonderful! I like chocolate. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	old_fashioned 2010-06-12 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Flatterer. Well, do let me know whichever sort of get together you decide. It's always nice to see familiar faces. As for the cake, I'm a bit partial to yellow myself, but I couldn't say no to chocolate. Besides, this is my welcoming gift to you. Chocolate it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-12 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I speak the truth! Oh, I definitely will. It wouldn't be much of a party without you. I'll remember yellow for next time. ...and I won't bake it, I promise. That would not be very neighborly of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

old_fashioned
2010-06-13 12:08 am UTC (link)

I think perhaps you might have me mistaken for some other Helena. If I remember our correctly our conversation was quite dry until ~~cocktails~~ there was dancing and I was relaxed enough to finally ask you about your work. Something tells me the music at any rave in our future doesn't lend itself to talking. And there's no need for that, but thank you anyways. I appreciate not being poisoned by bad baking.

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	tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
	How many people named Helena who look like that are around here? Probably not many so you're just entirely too modest and it was indeed you. Now, if you remember the conversation as dry, well, I'll have to try harder to be fascinating to you next time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	old_fashioned 2010-06-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
	~~That's not~~ Well it certainly picked up as the evening wore on and everyone around stopped clamoring for attention all at once. I assure you, your conversational skills are quite fine and fascinating as they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-06-13 02:07 am UTC (link)
	~~You actually know this idiot?~~ ~~Please tell me you did not actually find him fascinating~~ [Nothing sent] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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