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Tweak says, "Be my friend but be naked!"

Serena St. James (laesmeralda) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-27 12:46:00

Entry tags:

dracula, eponine, esmerelda, javert, mina harker, peter pan, plot: forums only, sultan's daughter

Voice Post from 607
[The voice is confused and agitated, and very much Serena's]

What the hell? Wasn't something supposed to have happened? The moon's up and I haven't changed into anything. ~~All of you were out of your godd~~ Why have the boards gone voice only? And why the hell can't I get out?

~~Oh, and if someone can explain why I'm being bowled over by waves of emo~~

[Locked to 806]

You're an even better liar than I thought. You really had me going there, Ja Chris. But I won't hold it against you, not after that spectacular night out.

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	nobleblood 2010-05-27 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	What did you say to me, boy? How dare you speak to me as such - you are nothing; a tiny ant compared to me. Do you have a death wish as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_old 2010-05-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I said...[leans in close to the microphone] YOU ARE A STUPID OLD CORPSE, SO NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	He sparkles, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laesmeralda 2010-05-27 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	MOTHERFUCKING EDWARD LIVES HERE? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	[Someone falling off of their bed in hysterical laughter] HE DOES! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laesmeralda 2010-05-27 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	HO SHIT SOMEONE ALERT THE TWIMOMS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	GET YOUR SUNGLASSES (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laesmeralda 2010-05-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Sexless meadows. I still can't get over the goddamn sexless meadows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laesmeralda 2010-05-27 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	You haven't had the misfortune of seeing the movie? The movies' 'sex scene' entailed lying in a meadow and staring at each other. With sparkles. NEVER go watch a movie on a dare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	nobleblood 2010-05-27 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	[A loud snarl, close to the microphone] You insolent fool, I will tear your throat out and watch you choke on your own blood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_old 2010-05-27 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	[Loud, loud laughter.] You couldn't even catch me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	You think so? Let us see, then, how well you fare against me when we are both free. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_old 2010-05-27 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	I know so. Because you're old, smell funny, and couldn't catch me ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	When you humans age, you become weak. I am not human, boy; my strength has only increased during the centuries I have roamed this earth. You would do well not to underestimate me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_old 2010-05-27 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I don't age either, stupid corpse! You don't hear me bragging about becoming an old gross man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	You are a child. Any strength you may have is nothing compared to mine. I could tear your head off with very little effort, and you would never have time to fight back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_old 2010-05-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Phft! You can't even catch me, silly old man. Maybe you should go back to your crypt, grandfather! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thimbledarling 2010-05-27 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	You will not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Stay out of my way, girl, or your death will follow his. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thimbledarling 2010-05-27 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	You need to stop threatening to kill people. [softer, almost to self] Your mother would be ashamed... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Once I get out of this damned room, I will stop threatening and start acting on my word. [Laughs mockingly] My mother has been dead for centuries. I could not care less what she thinks of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thimbledarling 2010-05-27 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	[louder again, stubborn] Someone who is apparently a Count should have better manners. Instead you're acting like a spoiled little boy. Maybe the reason no one respects your threats is that they think you act worse than a child. And it shows that your mother isn't around. If she was, maybe you wouldn't be so awful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-05-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I hardly need to take the opinion of a child concerning my behavior. I will act however I choose, and the reason my threats are not respected has nothing to do with me. The human species is inherently foolish, which is why I ceased being one a long time ago. [Coldly] Go back to your own mother, girl, and leave me be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thimbledarling 2010-05-27 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You're infuriating. I can see why no one wants to have anything to do with you. [small noise of disgust and keystrokes, murmuring] Poor man--[sound cuts out] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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