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Tweak says, "What, and YOU'RE so smart?"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-24 18:07:00

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{ Posted early afternoon Wednesday, the day after Riddle Night }

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You sure weren't kidding when you said something weird would be happening soon. I spent two hours in a mannequin sandwich, and that wasn't even the strangest part. Though from what I'm hearing, my room wasn't even that bad. I guess I should be happy I didn't have to walk a tightrope.

Anyway, I'm sorry for not stopping by the shop after the last time we forum chatted. I'll have to do that eventually. But for now, I just thought I'd drop you a line and see how you're doing. You make it through the Night of Insanity in one piece, witchy sister?

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{ This is added after the conversation with Katya dwindles to a close }

You still have fingernails?

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	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 02:36 am UTC (link)
	And here I was hoping you'd get all excited about a new taser. I see what you really care about. You only befriended me so I would do your nails and wouldn't judge you, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I figured you were joking. What do you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 02:43 am UTC (link)
	No, I wasn't. ~~And I worked really hard on it, you dick.~~ Clearly I am being used for my mad nailpolish skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 02:46 am UTC (link)
	...Really? Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Really. It's almost done. The first one is a little bulky and big, so I've been practicing modifying the design a little bit. It's smaller, and I made it very dark so it won't be as obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Say the word and I'll put in a good word for you with the local department. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
	What do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Police department. [...] It was a joke. ~~And a compliment~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Yeah, I didn't think you were serious. Because they'd want to know where this stuff came from and [...] I don't know if I can handle "going public." I'd either get ambushed or sent to an asylum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Neither are a good option. I meant more in design; good ideas as a whole. How many do know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
	We'll see how it works when it's done. I'm no [...] whatever it is you call the people that make this stuff. Engineer? Let me think. You. Micah. Russell. Aiden. The guys that were in that "special night watch" post Micah put up a little while back. And now Sasha, Dylan, and Dracula. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
	You did pretty good. [...] Half the building. Excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wickedwicker
2010-05-25 03:17 am UTC (link)

Thanks.

It's not half the building! And aside from Sasha, Dylan, and Dracula, I think they're all okay.

You and Micah are too law-abiding/goody-goody to do anything with it. Nobody even talks to Aiden, so he's not going to be a problem. I don't think Russell would blab. And the people from that post, I was under the impression that they were kind of getting full disclosure on account of how big that project was.

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	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Fine, those three are the issue. Get a holy cross and whatever is the usual for vampire fighting for him, alright? [...] Don't make it. Get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I'll ask Aiden. He probably has enough of that stuff to stock ten churches. [...] I made him some crosses and stakes for the last full moon. They won't work? I know I'm Jewish, but I didn't kill Jesus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it about it you believe in it? [...] Get a Star of David. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I have to believe? Fuck, then I'm totally vampire food no matter what. That's so unfair. Maybe I should just make like a stake-crossbow. I wonder if that would work. [...] Do you think it would? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Eat garlic. Italian food's rather good. [...] Believing? Yes. A stake-crossbow? Test it, but not on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if they sell garlic fragrances. I'll check Macy's. [...] Damn. I'm a half-Jewish on/off Wiccan, so I don't think believing will do me any good. And you just ruined my plans for Saturday night. I can't believe you don't want to play guinea pig again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Check an occult store. [...] I'm pretty sure nothing's up there, if it helps. ~~No true God would have made a dislawful place as this~~ I prefer to volunteer when my chances of survival are high. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-25 03:33 am UTC (link)
	See that might be a good idea, but at the same time, I'm kind of afraid of the kind of people that would work there. [...] Philosophically, it would help. In the face of Dracula, however, it's kind of useless. I'd end up a blood-slut in his little pack of fangy hoes. As if I'd let you die. You amuse me too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-25 03:34 am UTC (link)
	How so? They're not the usual murdering type. [...] Stake him then. I'm honored. [...] Do all women want to be swept off their feet or is that a I-read-too-many-romance-novels thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wickedwicker
2010-05-25 03:43 am UTC (link)

Somebody doesn't have to be a murderer to be creepy.

[...]

I might, if he tries anything. ~~But I don't know if I could stick around after, because I bet vampires bleed like crazy.~~

You should be.

[...]

~~What the fuck?~~

I need to make a list to keep track of everything I have to say to that.

1) Why would you think that all women want that in the first place?
2) Saying something about "all women" is more than a little offensive, because we aren't all alike.
3) I think that I qualify as a woman, and I can say pretty confidently that I don't want to be "swept off my feet." Believe it or not, women are people just like men. Some of us want one thing, and some of us want another. Life really is like a box of chocolates, and when you crack a woman's chocolatey shell, you'll find that there are a ton of different gooey fillings inside. Yeah, some women are cotton candy and unicorn farts, but some of them are a little more practical. Some women just want to be happy. Weird, I know, but there you go.

Who the hell would tell you that all women want to be romanced like a fucking Disney princess? We can't all be Cinderella, some of us are the ugly stepsister and we're FINE that way.

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sentinelstar
2010-05-25 03:59 am UTC (link)

But a murderer is the only one you should worry about. I think you can handle creepy.

I don't advocate murder, but in the terms of self-defense [...] it doesn't count. Not entirely.

[...]

~~Thank you~~

The answer to that question is someone has told me to do that and I believe she's mentally ill-positioned to provide advice right now. Though it all seemed insane, I decided to consult the sanest person I know. ~~And won't laugh~~

And yes, she is a 'fucking Disney princess'. Beauty.

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wickedwicker
2010-05-25 04:06 am UTC (link)

Just because I can handle creepy doesn't mean I want to. I did handle that freak that came up to me at that weird party, but I'd have been much happier if I hadn't had to.

Don't worry, I'm not going to go on a killing spree. ~~Though I might be helping somebody with that, is that bad?~~ He's probably forgotten all about me by now.

[...]

And that would be me? You poor man. This is only my opinion, but I think I still count as a woman, so it should be at least semi-valid. Katya doesn't need huge gestures of romantic love, not now. You guys haven't known each other that long, and it'll only put pressure on you both. Save the romance for later, and for now, just concentrate on figuring out yourselves and what you want to do with each other.

~~THAT FUCKING BITCH?~~ She's the one that put up that ~~fucking~~ list, isn't she? Yeah, I would recommend you never listen to a word she says, because she clearly has some kind of disease that atrophies the parts of your brain responsible for being smart.

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