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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,

Somebody doesn't have to be a murderer to be creepy.

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I might, if he tries anything. But I don't know if I could stick around after, because I bet vampires bleed like crazy.

You should be.

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What the fuck?

I need to make a list to keep track of everything I have to say to that.

1) Why would you think that all women want that in the first place?
2) Saying something about "all women" is more than a little offensive, because we aren't all alike.
3) I think that I qualify as a woman, and I can say pretty confidently that I don't want to be "swept off my feet." Believe it or not, women are people just like men. Some of us want one thing, and some of us want another. Life really is like a box of chocolates, and when you crack a woman's chocolatey shell, you'll find that there are a ton of different gooey fillings inside. Yeah, some women are cotton candy and unicorn farts, but some of them are a little more practical. Some women just want to be happy. Weird, I know, but there you go.

Who the hell would tell you that all women want to be romanced like a fucking Disney princess? We can't all be Cinderella, some of us are the ugly stepsister and we're FINE that way.