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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-07-31 09:42:00

Entry tags:

- network, clint barton, darcy lewis, frigga, jane foster, loki odinson, natasha romanoff, nebula, peter quill, thor odinson, tony stark

Hello, my name is Peter and I'm awesome
Right, so you all seem to know each other which is cool. I don't know any of you so since I'm a friendly kind of guy, let's fix that.

...and if Tony boss is reading this (or his terrifying fiancée), it's break! I'm on break! I can have breaks!

1. name someone who made you smile today
I laughed my ass off when Drax fell off the couch today. That was hilarious.

2. what were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping until I remembered I have a job now. What the fuck man, growing up sucks.

3. what were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Debating eating a burrito ... spoiler alert: I totally ate one.

4. what was something that happened to you in 1992?
I was 6 ... soooooo I dunno. Sesame Street was cool. I liked Elmo.

7. what color is your hairbrush?
....finger coloured, cause that's what I use?

8. what was the last thing you bought?
a burrito. didn't we clear that up?

10. have you been to china?
Nope.

11. where do you keep your money?
Jokes on you! Like I even HAVE money to keep.

12. what was the weather like today?
Cloudy. I thought it was supposed to be summer ...

13. where did your last hug take place?
jesus, my last hug? I dunno ... this morning when I left the apartment?

14. do you like peanut butter?
only weirdos hate peanut butter

15. have you got a bf/gf?
hells to the yes and she's the best thing ever.

16. what song is on your i-pod/mp3 right now?
Wild World -- Cat Stevens ... who apparently goes by Yusuf now?!

18. last person you kissed?
Gamora.

19. do you wanna cut your hair?
Nope.

20. are you over the age of 25?
Apparently by like ..a bunch....7 years ..jesus, I'm old.

21. do you talk a lot?
yup :D

22. do you watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette?
No? That sounds like a stupid show.

23. does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No.

24. do you know anyone named kelsey?
No.

25. favourite ice cream?
Cherry Garcia.

26. are you ticklish?
I refuse to answer this.

27. are you typically a jealous person?
Me? Jealous? what? As if.......

28. do you own a car?
Apparently my Tony boss gave me one, but I haven't used it yet.

29. name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C"
um...no?

30. who's the last person to call you?
Tony Boss

31. last magazine you bought?
do people buy magazines anymore??

32. do you chew on your straws?
unfortunately, and then I have to get a new straw and APPARENTLY that's bad for sea turtles or some shit.

33. do you have curly hair?
Nah. Wavy I guess?

34. can you dance like a chicken?
Everyone can.

35. sponge?
....is this a sex question? it sounds like a sex question

36. last concert?
never been to one

37. what is something you say a lot?
STAR LORD

38. favourite color?
green

39. do you know what a plectrum is for?
...another weird sex question...

40. do you have to work tomorrow?
apparently

41. who do you live with?
drax, gamora

42. who was the last person you said "i love you" to?
my girl

43. what should you be doing right now?
working

44. do you have a nickname?
nah

45. you a heavy sleeper?
sometimes

46. do you snore?
nope

47. what is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
I just watched those Jurassic Park movies! WHAT?! DINOSAURS IN A PARK??? TAKE MY MONEY

48. is there anyone you like right now?
...am I 12?

49. when was the last time u did the dishes?
yesterday

50. did you cry today?
god no

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	tordenguden 2018-08-01 03:29 am UTC (link)
	How very honourable of you. And of course you're right.... Jane. May I ask you a question regarding one of your answers? To probe further when you've shared some secrets seems brash, but I must know: Dungeons and Dragons? These things exist on Midgard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	science_fact 2018-08-01 03:39 am UTC (link)
	No, Dungeons and Dragons is the name of a game. Remember when we watched the Lord of the Rings movies? D&D is set in a world kind of like that one. It's a storytelling game where each player inhabits the character of someone in a fantasy world. Control actions, dialogues. Have adventures and battles. Rolls of the dice are used to simulate luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tordenguden 2018-08-01 04:07 am UTC (link)
	But why simply battle in jest when one could have adventure? I enjoyed those movies. Such a lark, watching those small humans conquer evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	science_fact 2018-08-01 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Because swords and magic aren't a regular part of life here on Earth. Hey, as a small human we're not entirely useless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tordenguden 2018-08-01 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	They should be. The greatest battles have been fought with magic. Heart and passion mean more than one's size. I have seen you be victorious many times, in situations that would make a hardened warrior tremble. You are very brave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	science_fact 2018-08-01 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Dungeons and Dragons simulates that. It's fun. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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