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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-07-31 09:42:00

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- network, clint barton, darcy lewis, frigga, jane foster, loki odinson, natasha romanoff, nebula, peter quill, thor odinson, tony stark

Hello, my name is Peter and I'm awesome
Right, so you all seem to know each other which is cool. I don't know any of you so since I'm a friendly kind of guy, let's fix that.

...and if Tony boss is reading this (or his terrifying fiancée), it's break! I'm on break! I can have breaks!

1. name someone who made you smile today
I laughed my ass off when Drax fell off the couch today. That was hilarious.

2. what were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping until I remembered I have a job now. What the fuck man, growing up sucks.

3. what were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Debating eating a burrito ... spoiler alert: I totally ate one.

4. what was something that happened to you in 1992?
I was 6 ... soooooo I dunno. Sesame Street was cool. I liked Elmo.

7. what color is your hairbrush?
....finger coloured, cause that's what I use?

8. what was the last thing you bought?
a burrito. didn't we clear that up?

10. have you been to china?
Nope.

11. where do you keep your money?
Jokes on you! Like I even HAVE money to keep.

12. what was the weather like today?
Cloudy. I thought it was supposed to be summer ...

13. where did your last hug take place?
jesus, my last hug? I dunno ... this morning when I left the apartment?

14. do you like peanut butter?
only weirdos hate peanut butter

15. have you got a bf/gf?
hells to the yes and she's the best thing ever.

16. what song is on your i-pod/mp3 right now?
Wild World -- Cat Stevens ... who apparently goes by Yusuf now?!

18. last person you kissed?
Gamora.

19. do you wanna cut your hair?
Nope.

20. are you over the age of 25?
Apparently by like ..a bunch....7 years ..jesus, I'm old.

21. do you talk a lot?
yup :D

22. do you watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette?
No? That sounds like a stupid show.

23. does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No.

24. do you know anyone named kelsey?
No.

25. favourite ice cream?
Cherry Garcia.

26. are you ticklish?
I refuse to answer this.

27. are you typically a jealous person?
Me? Jealous? what? As if.......

28. do you own a car?
Apparently my Tony boss gave me one, but I haven't used it yet.

29. name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C"
um...no?

30. who's the last person to call you?
Tony Boss

31. last magazine you bought?
do people buy magazines anymore??

32. do you chew on your straws?
unfortunately, and then I have to get a new straw and APPARENTLY that's bad for sea turtles or some shit.

33. do you have curly hair?
Nah. Wavy I guess?

34. can you dance like a chicken?
Everyone can.

35. sponge?
....is this a sex question? it sounds like a sex question

36. last concert?
never been to one

37. what is something you say a lot?
STAR LORD

38. favourite color?
green

39. do you know what a plectrum is for?
...another weird sex question...

40. do you have to work tomorrow?
apparently

41. who do you live with?
drax, gamora

42. who was the last person you said "i love you" to?
my girl

43. what should you be doing right now?
working

44. do you have a nickname?
nah

45. you a heavy sleeper?
sometimes

46. do you snore?
nope

47. what is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
I just watched those Jurassic Park movies! WHAT?! DINOSAURS IN A PARK??? TAKE MY MONEY

48. is there anyone you like right now?
...am I 12?

49. when was the last time u did the dishes?
yesterday

50. did you cry today?
god no

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the_destroyer
2018-07-31 11:23 pm UTC (link)

1. name someone who made you smile today
Quill during his mockery of me after I plummeted from the top tier of our bunk couch.

2. what were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Intensely contemplating the darkness behind my eyelids.

3. what were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Cheetos.

4. what was something that happened to you in 1992?
I don't know where 1992 is or what would happen in it.

7. what color is your hairbrush?
I do not have hair. That is disgusting.

8. what was the last thing you bought?
What is bought

10. have you been to china?
This must be what Quill refers to as slang, since it sounds akin to vagina. Yes. I have been to one. Many times.

11. where do you keep your money?
I have no need of money. Everything here is offered freely upon shelves.

12. what was the weather like today?
It was outside.

13. where did your last hug take place?
I last embraced Groot and bestowed upon him a hearty pat upon his budding wooden back.

14. do you like peanut butter?
Quill lied about how good it was. It clings to the roof of the mouth.

15. have you got a bf/gf?
What is bf/gf? If it is edible no, I would eat it.

16. what song is on your i-pod/mp3 right now?
Quill dictates our musical choices with skilled ease.

18. last person you kissed?
Hovat.

19. do you wanna cut your hair?
Why do these questions continue to be offensive? Hair. I am disgusted.

20. are you over the age of 25?
25 what? I will say no.

21. do you talk a lot?
I was known by my people as being the most poetic in the midst of battle.

22. do you watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette?
If you tell me where they reside then I can watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette. I am masterful at the art of observation.

23. does your screen name have an "x" in it?
I did not bestow my screen with a name. Terra has odd customs.

24. do you know anyone named kelsey?
If you have lost this person you should seek their whereabouts elsewhere.

25. favourite ice cream?
Cheetos.

26. are you ticklish?
My nipples are sensitive.

27. are you typically a jealous person?
I am not like Quill.

28. do you own a car?
I own only my pants, my boots, and my knives. I claim my friends as my own.

29. name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C"
Captain Rocket.

30. who's the last person to call you?
Call me what?

31. last magazine you bought?
I do not know what a magazine is or why to buy it.

32. do you chew on your straws?
If you give me straws I can chew it. My jaw strength is impressive. I can chew through anything.

33. do you have curly hair?
This is disgusting. Bile rises in my throat.

34. can you dance like a chicken?
I do not dance. But I have born witness to the pelvic sorcery from the great Terran, Kevin Bacon.

35. sponge?
Cheetos.

36. last concert?
Is there a first concert because I was thinking of something else.

37. what is something you say a lot?
I am invisible.

38. favourite color?
Cheetos.

39. do you know what a plectrum is for?
This must be slang for penis. Yes. I know what a penis is.

40. do you have to work tomorrow?
I am a Guardian of the Galaxy.

41. who do you live with?
Quill and Gamora.

42. who was the last person you said "i love you" to?
Hovat

43. what should you be doing right now?
Cheetos

44. do you have a nickname?
What is a nickname

45. you a heavy sleeper?
I am light as the semi-toxic clouds of Aakon when I sleep.

46. do you snore?
I am as silent as an intergalactic assassin when I slumber.

47. what is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Lego

48. is there anyone you like right now?
My friends.

49. when was the last time u did the dishes?
I helped without breaking any last night.

50. did you cry today?
No. I have sensitive tear ducts. I do not want to get a burning rash on my eyeballs.

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	thehoffs_twin 2018-08-01 01:26 am UTC (link)
	China is a country, dumbass.... but holy shit, never realized that rhymes with vagina. Heh heh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2018-08-01 07:11 am UTC (link)
	A country. Quill, is country the slang for that other word for vagina? The one that I have been warned Terran women do not like to hear spoken. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_iron_man 2018-08-01 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Wow. There goes about ten more IQ points. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2018-08-01 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Yes! I did not know this was a contest where points were given! Behold. I am truly triumphant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-08-01 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Aaaaaaaaaand now I've got nothing. Yep! You win. Don't spend them all in one place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2018-08-01 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I will barter with them wisely. Once I find a galactic trader who takes these IQ points. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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