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Tweak says, "B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-05-18 18:09:00

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- network, bruce banner, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff, peter wisdom, stephen strange, tony stark, wanda maximoff

[filtered away from Zemo]
I know this dates me, but does anyone remember that part in the first Austin Powers movie with the chair that dropped Will Farrell down into that room of fire? If not, here's a visual ref.

Ok. Now we're on the same page. Because I really want to find a way to remodel Zemo's space to do this right now.

WHAT THE HELL, UNIVERSE.

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	the_iron_man 2021-05-21 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Hey. I've been trying to NOT actively piss off people but it never works. That's why I put the suit inside of me this time. No regrets. Big regret is going to be if we don't find a way around this Zemo shitstorm though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:13 am UTC (link)
	He ended up here through one of the magic portals? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-05-21 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Sure looks like it. Strange routed all new universal arrivals and all Genosha escapees directly into vacant rooms in the Tower. Apparently we can shove people out but if the universe gets a bug up it's butt, it can boot them right back to where it wants them to be. Wow, I both hate and like this place. Weird place to be. Alive, but with a major migraine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
	So we're stuck with him. Can we confine him to the tower? At least he can't get in too much trouble here, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2021-05-21 01:30 am UTC (link)

Yeah, Friday's keeping him locked down in his apartment and she's monitoring his internet usage, and cutting off all outside sources of correspondence or contact. Maintenance put a slot into the bottom of the door where he can get food delivered, but all packages have to be opened and checked. I told them there was a bomb threat, since I had to give them a reason.

Which isn't exactly new. We get a bomb threat every other Tuesday.

Anyway. There's four armed drones on guard outside of his door. I had Friday tell him if he so much as sneezes outside of the door, he's toast.

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	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Maybe we could let him out of his apartment and just restrict him to our floors? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-05-21 01:34 am UTC (link)
	He's a greased weasel who was in solitary confinement before. Suicide risk. I don't think letting him run around on an entire floor right now, or possibly ever, is a good idea. Not without being chaperoned by someone capable of knocking him out if he tries to do the whole vigilante "I am vengeance" thing on us again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Okay, we can work up to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-05-21 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I think you're being too optimistic. But if you want to go code green on his ass, maybe we can work up to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I would like to give him a medical exam if he's going to be with us for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-05-21 01:53 am UTC (link)
	I guess that means I can't remodel in a chair that will drop him into a fire pit, huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2021-05-21 01:59 am UTC (link)
	I would prefer if you didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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