Berlin, Germany - Helmut Zemo has escaped from a Berlin prison this morning. Zemo is behind the bombing of the Vienna International Centre that took twelve lives, including King T'Chaka of Wakanda.

Perimeter guards and security cameras did not show how he circumvented security measures. Subject is considered armed and dangerous. If sighted, call 911 immediately.

I do not know how I suddenly arrived here from the prison in Berlin.

The virtual assistant has been very helpful. Although she tells me that access is "restricted" and I must remain in this "designated space."


Avengers. It has been a while.

I know this dates me, but does anyone remember that part in the first Austin Powers movie with the chair that dropped Will Farrell down into that room of fire? If not, here's a visual ref.



Ok. Now we're on the same page. Because I really want to find a way to remodel Zemo's space to do this right now.

WHAT THE HELL, UNIVERSE.