InsaneJournal

Hi! Still alive. I can wiggle the fingers on my right hand enough to type while saying ouch a lot.

1. I'd like to say thanks to everyone who helped bust my busted ass out of jail. Yep, even to the zombies, and to the even bigger diva than I am that threw me out of my own penthouse window a few years ago. You've made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

2. The legal team should be on it. Sooner or later (I think I heard it was sooner?), I won't have to give out a bunch of I.O.U.'s and I'll make things right. No more 1 1/2 star hotels for my frenemies.

3. Yay for my in-flight test data feed being recorded, and for their use of excessive force of the almost deadly variety, with an unknown (possibly test) weapon. And about a billion other things about mandatory conscription, pre-existing prison ships, and arresting citizens without due process being unconstitutional. Things I'll probably be talking about someday at a press conference or in court, where we all know I'm not going to follow what I was coached to say.

So that's that. I want to annoy my babysitters by saying ouch even more. Please post stupid gifs or pics so I can post back.

Edit: Or DON'T because Loki ruined it.