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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-02-16 11:11:00

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Entry tags:- network, darcy lewis, loki odinson, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie



Hi! Still alive. I can wiggle the fingers on my right hand enough to type while saying ouch a lot.

1. I'd like to say thanks to everyone who helped bust my busted ass out of jail. Yep, even to the zombies, and to the even bigger diva than I am that threw me out of my own penthouse window a few years ago. You've made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

2. The legal team should be on it. Sooner or later (I think I heard it was sooner?), I won't have to give out a bunch of I.O.U.'s and I'll make things right. No more 1 1/2 star hotels for my frenemies.

3. Yay for my in-flight test data feed being recorded, and for their use of excessive force of the almost deadly variety, with an unknown (possibly test) weapon. And about a billion other things about mandatory conscription, pre-existing prison ships, and arresting citizens without due process being unconstitutional. Things I'll probably be talking about someday at a press conference or in court, where we all know I'm not going to follow what I was coached to say.

So that's that. I want to annoy my babysitters by saying ouch even more. Please post stupid gifs or pics so I can post back.

Edit: Or DON'T because Loki ruined it.


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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-16 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Tony! I hope you didn't get out of bed to get that laptop.

You need anything?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 08:00 pm UTC (link)
No. Yes. Maybe I did. What are you gonna do, not give me a pudding cup for dessert?

Yep. A drink.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-16 08:01 pm UTC (link)
I might just do that. You know you love those pudding cups.

Of tea?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
You can't withhold my pudding cups. What is this? Prison? I need things to DO. Or I'm going to find whatever's nearby and MacGyver it into a shiv and stab myself with it.

Nope. Not tea.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-16 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I would ask if you've always been this dramatic but I already know the answer to that.

Coffee? Maybe if it's decaf. You're not supposed to have too much caffeine.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 08:19 pm UTC (link)
You know me too well. I might have to whittle faster. Wait. Is everything made out of press-board? Why is this bedside table press-board underneath a faux wood vaneer? Kill me now. Who did this? I need to hire a new interior decorator. When I'm capable of hiring anyone.

Nope. Not coffee. And I refuse to acknowledge the existence of decaff.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
I think it came from this wonderful place called IKEA, have you heard of it? So many swell things there. I could spend all day there. The names of things are wonderful! The bookcases are named after professional occupations or boys’ names. Rugs are named after cities and towns in Denmark or Sweden, while bed sheets, comforters and pillowcases are named after flowers and plants. It's fascinating.

Oh, Tony, I think I know what you're getting at. You know better. We don't have any alcohol in the apartment.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Ikea. This is from Ikea. And I'm living in it. Wait, NO? That's not the important part. You went to Ikea and willingly bought this. And you think it's swell. Wow. Laughing makes me say ouch a lot, too.

GET some.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-16 08:53 pm UTC (link)
What's wrong with IKEA? It's sturdy and easy to put together and affordable!

You know what I'm going to say to that, Tony.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I can't with this right now I swear to

You know what? FINE. Yay for Ikea! Get me something to drink, and I'll give this a three star experience rating. Including the fact that you are on me like glue on press-board.

You're going to say YES to that, because I can't afford a pack of strippers in here to TRY to keep my brain busy. Which won't WORK btw because I don't WANT strippers when all I wanted was Pepper so I need something to DRINK. Or WORK ON. Preferably BOTH at the SAME TIME and you are DEPRIVING ME of that and you are in the vicinity so why are we doing this on the net? Oh, right. Because I'm going to use the word OUCH like Chinese water torture until you give me the things that will let me feel 20% more NORMAL again.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
Oh, hey. Problem solved. Let my P.A. in and I promise to stay in bed, ok?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh and I need to fill Bruce in on what went down. So can my friend come over to play?

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[info]the_trickster
2018-02-16 08:13 pm UTC (link)

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-16 08:14 pm UTC (link)

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
You okay boss man? Need anything?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 12:41 am UTC (link)
Sure, I'm fine! What do I need? No more window gifs. Oh, and something nummy to drink. Preferably with a high alcoholic content.

Hey! I have an idea. I'm gonna need a personal assistant. Since you're already on the payroll at S.I., I don't think anyone would suspect you. I need SO much stuff in here to do. So much.

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
I can't prevent people from doing gifs. But I can do the drink.

Uh sure. Do I get a pay raise?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
Isn't Loki your problem? Or Thor's or whatever he's someone's problem. He's a problem. Period.

Drink me up, super assistant. I'm sick and need stuff.

Uhh....you'll have to talk to Pepper about that. When I'm not a fugitive anymore and if you can survive dealing with me? Yep. Sure does.

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
Yes he is. Do you want me to take away his phone and computer?

What is your alcohol of preference?

Yeah yeah. Fine.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:16 am UTC (link)
Yes.

No.

It was kind of funny. And he did help with the prison break, so no. Smack him and tell him it was from me?

I can't get expensive stuff, so just get me middle-shelf scotch but none of that bottom shelf shit. Rum or vodka is acceptable. No beer, no wine, and no champagne because that's for celebrating with.

Yay! New P.A.! I can give you a list if Rogers and Barnes will let you in here. You're going to have to be watch your back going back and forth.

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 01:19 am UTC (link)
That part I can do.

Okay. I'm on it.

Sure. I'm sneaky, no worries.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
Thanks, Lewis!

You're going to have to be super sneaky, and avoid the FBI and CIA.

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 01:28 am UTC (link)
Sure thing boss.

Dude, it's like you don't even know me.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:34 am UTC (link)
Ok, DUDE, fine whatever.

First thing's first. Bring me a USB drive along with whatever middle-shelf stuff you're delivering. Ok?

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
Dude. Chill out.

Yup, can do.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 01:51 am UTC (link)
I said whatever. That can't possibly get any more chill.

Thanks.

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[info]getstheircoffee
2018-02-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
Uh huh.

No prob.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-17 04:04 pm UTC (link)
It's not really like I missed you but I kind of did feel your absence.

It was a pleasure breaking you out in more ways than one.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Liquor Fairy! So mean. I missed YOU. No one else couch dances like Val couch dances.

I bet it was. You were probably really bad ass and I missed it. To make up for it? Drinky gif me, baby. Drinky gif with me all night long.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
I had to google what a fairy was. I love it.

I was, I really was. I even helped Loki break out your suit!

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 10:58 pm UTC (link)
You're the most kick ass fairy I know. They need to put you in your own cartoon.

Where'd he put it? I need that suit back. I know my nurse will say no but I say yes, yes, yes.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-17 11:01 pm UTC (link)
That's really nice of you to say!

Oh no. Nuh uh. You ask him that, deal with it amongst yourselves. I am not being blamed by any more than what I'm willing to be blame for.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-17 11:03 pm UTC (link)

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-17 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you're welcome! You saved my eyes from spontaneously combusting from old lady porn and you gave me drinks AND you helped save me from jail, so you're the best Liquor Fairy ever.

I can't. I flipped him off after he window giffed me.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I think this is what friendship is, Stark.

Oh he gets flipped off constantly I'm sure he'll be fine.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-18 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Aww. Look everyone. Liquor Fairy is my new bestie. And she likes flipping off Loki too. I couldn't ask for anything more.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-19 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Technically we're friends but he does beget a flipping off every now and then.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-19 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Loki has friends? I can't wrap my brain around that.

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[info]stonecolddrunk
2018-02-22 05:57 pm UTC (link)
He calls me shield-sister and we've come to enjoy each other's company. I know, I know.

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