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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-07-02 14:44:00

Entry tags:

- network, jane foster, rhodey, sif, thor odinson, tony stark, valkyrie

Network + PMs to Val, Sif, Jane, Thor, & Peter Parker
Not to rain on any Captain Murica Parades but I got word from Legal about the whole terrorism and Loki thing.

Good news: For the New York storm, they think they can get those terrorism charges overturned. Those sworn and signed statements helped a lot, since they cooperated each other's accounts and showed Thor was under a lot of traumatic stress.

Bad news: Loki isn't in the country anymore. They basically Guantanamo'd him. He's in 'rehab' on a small island called Genosha. I haven't been able to find out what sort of rehab it is yet. Details are sketch since it was a private island and it's marketing itself as a super exclusive resort destination. They're not even giving the exact location unless you're approved to stay there as a guest.

Better news: We just need to find a good valid reason to get in there. Security is tight and so are the restrictions to be let into the resort. Friday's found some funding from the United States and other allied countries for security and infrastructure projects, but there's nothing specific. We'd be going in blind, but hey. It's us. We got this.

Worse News: Loki's still a war criminal. If the lawyers can push the narrative that he was controlled by the staff, if Loki agrees to undergo a psyche evaluation, that would help his case. They might be able to get away with a reduced sentence.

some good. Some bad.

[private to Val]

I know it's odd coming from me, but don't go jumping the gun. You can't afford to go cracking heads to bust him out. We might need you to convince him that he needs to submit a statement about his mental state when that attack happened. Bruce and I got the readings on the scepter when we studied it.

[private to Sif]

Please keep people from jumping the gun. I mean, like rushing in there with swords drawn.

[private to Jane]

You won't lose anything, Weird Science. They're frozen and contested assets that will be freed up once your charges get dropped. Everything's still there. Friday's got satellite and drone eyes on it all.

[private to Thor]

Hey, Point Break. They're going to need you to do a psych evaluation for PTSD. Are you up to doing that? They think they can get a temporary insanity defense for you, and you can do some community service and pay restitution to the families.

[private to Peter Parker]

I talked to your Aunt. Don't worry. Nothing bad. You're not grounded and it's probably safe to wear the suit and be a hero again. If you watch your back. You need to be careful and we need to be able to trust you. We'll be keeping an eyes on the companies involved with this. If you mess up again, you're going to get the training wheels protocol. Sound like a deal?

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	science_fact 2020-07-03 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Huh. [Private] Thank you. I care about my house and I wouldn't worry about the money except it's Thor's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2020-07-03 02:59 am UTC (link)

Yeah, it's a little funky. I sent an email to their travel advisory board and they say that their selection process is 'unique' and they are legally obligated to avoid mentioning any recent clientele.

Nothing on the island's internet network either. Absolutely no listed names on their end, and zero traceable transactions. I've never seen anything like it before. Even Friday's wondering WTF.

[private]

No prob. Sorry it took so long to let you two know.

Uh, maybe you can talk to Thor and convince him that sitting down with a court appointed psychiatrist to evaluate him for PTSD is a good idea? I'm trying. But maybe a wing woman on this wouldn't hurt.

The lawyers think they can clear 99 of Asgard's problems up if they can link it to that conditions, and give reassurances that it's a one time occurrence. Then restitution and community service. Betcha he'd be popular at the children hospitals.

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	science_fact 2020-07-03 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	What is the point of having all the money if there's something you can't buy when you need it? [Private] Is that wht he needs to do? I'll try but it's not very Asgardian. I just told Darcy they're more of a "hang onto their emotions for 1,000 years until they need to conquer something" kind of people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-07-03 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Way to rub the salt in my bank account's soul. [private] Yeah, that's been working out great for them. Especially when it kinda blows up in other world's faces. More than once. I like Thor, he's great, but c'mon. Something's gotta give here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

science_fact
2020-07-03 06:15 pm UTC (link)

Happy to help.

Logically what options are left? You can't get in as yourself or someone else. Rehab doesn't seem to be an option. You're already married. Do we know anyone else to try and enter for marriage reservation? Or is that invite only as well?

[Private]
I'll try. You have to remember their perspective on things is shaped by lifespans of many thousands of years. I'll talk to him.

And thank you. We appreciate the help, truly.

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the_iron_man
2020-07-03 08:25 pm UTC (link)

I kinda did the celebrity wedding parade. Think I wore out that welcome mat with the media already. It'd have to be someone pretty big to get in there with a wedding party.

[Private]

Thanks, Jane, and hey, don't mention it. I think if he'd do it, it'd really help a lot toward showing he had a reason for that happening and also that he's sorry and wants to make it right. It would get things cleared up with you really fast too.

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	Jane got_you 2020-07-03 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Call me. ASAP. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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