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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-05-02 03:16:00

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Entry tags:- network, bruce banner, bucky barnes, christine palmer, drax, hope van dyne, natasha romanoff, nebula, pepper potts, peter quill, steve rogers, t'challa, tony stark

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If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?


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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-02 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Is a virgin like a vagina?

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Not touching this with a ten foot pole.

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
If you want to touch anything, it is more accurate to use a shorter pole.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-02 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I got nothing.

This one's all yours, Smurfette. Maybe both of you can help out.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 12:39 am UTC (link)
You are too generous, Stark.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-03 08:38 am UTC (link)
I like helping.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 02:18 pm UTC (link)
And I do not like to sit on the babies. Why people assume I can assist with idiots shipmates friends co-workers Drax or Quill is unknown.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Babysitting? You should meet Morgan. She can run circles around those two.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Given her parents, I'm not surprised by this news.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-04 07:52 am UTC (link)
You say the nicest things.

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(no subject) - [info]blueanemone, 2020-05-04 09:54 am UTC
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[info]thehoffs_twin
2020-05-02 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Like what's in your pants? Because you know, laughably small penis.

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-03 12:05 am UTC (link)
Your penis lacks girth.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-03 08:56 am UTC (link)
Hey, Dumb and Dumber? Really hate busting up this epeen contest, but New York would really think that you two helping do stuff would be great. You know, since it's getting its ass kicked for the upteenth billionth time.

Swear to god, moving into that cabin sounds more and more like an awesome idea.

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-03 08:58 am UTC (link)
I will help.

After I state that Quill is dumber and has an unamusingly small penis. It's like a pen sill.

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[info]the_iron_man
2020-05-03 08:59 am UTC (link)
Ok, you two do each other. I'm losing IQ points every time Friday reads your posts to me.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2020-05-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Ew, I would never do Drax.

And my penis is massive. It barely fits in my pants. That's why I don't wear underwear.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
I think that is more information than anyone with access to this public post can handle.

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(no subject) - [info]the_destroyer, 2020-05-04 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blueanemone, 2020-05-05 12:37 am UTC

[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
No.

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-03 08:46 am UTC (link)
That is all I needed to know. I did not need to hear about pole size or Quill's microscopically small manhood.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Why do our conversations frequently seem to include commentary on Quill's penis?

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
He started it.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-03 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Why?

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-04 07:53 am UTC (link)
I don't remember. I started thinking about something else.

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[info]blueanemone
2020-05-04 10:04 am UTC (link)
Of course you did.

Come with me. I'm going to the subway to assist any Humans in need. These are the coordinates. [see directions attached]

If Quill is available, bring him with you.

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[info]the_destroyer
2020-05-04 10:57 pm UTC (link)
I do not know where Quill is but I will go into battle against this storm with you, sister of Gamora. I am stronger than any storm and can violently pummel it into submission.

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(no subject) - [info]blueanemone, 2020-05-05 12:40 am UTC

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