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Tweak says, "Be the rain!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-05-02 03:16:00

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If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?

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the_iron_man
2020-05-02 10:21 pm UTC (link)

Thanks, Pep.

Ok, here's what we can guess, now that I saved some kid's Auntie Imelda. Nice lady. Offered to make me some hot pockets with bananas in it or whatever.

Anyway. Ross is going to be a smug prick again, so I can only hope that Loki isn't cooperative. Then again he's LOKI. Can we count on him for ANYTHING?

Oh I'm internalizing it. I told him surveillance. I didn't mean GO IN THE BUILDING. I made him nod! WHO DOES THAT EVEN? OH my GOD.

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	Private got_you 2020-05-02 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think even Loki understands the concept of self-preservation. It's not your fault, Tony. All we can do now is try to minimize the situation. I'll talk to Peter too. We can put him in other Peter's room. The two are about the same emotional age anyways, it'll probably make the younger Peter feel more at home. You couldn't have predicted this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2020-05-02 11:57 pm UTC (link)

Honey, I wouldn't bet money on it. Odds are 50/50 there.

I should've seen this coming. I mean, he's a kid, but I thought it was time to give him a "stay out of ___ and just keep an eye on things" thing to do. Along with rescuing kittens from trees. You know? I should've been monitoring him more.

In other news. Wait up. Older Peter isn't staying with us still, is he? That was temporary. He has a room in the Tower. Way to freeload much?

He can go to the Tower with the rest of his Guardians of the Galaxy and stay there. At least the younger Peter isn't going to be banging chicks at that Italian sandwich shop around the corner.

He's scared of you. Throw a shoe at him and tell him to GTFO. He can come back during work hours.

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got_you
2020-05-04 04:01 pm UTC (link)

We'll figure this out. You know we will.

You can't be everywhere, Tony. It's important to let him do these things, and hopefully learn. He's been really good lately too.

And what? No, old Peter just hangs around all the time, and it was easier to turn that guest room into a Peter room so his things aren't everywhere. He keeps lending Morgan toys. An adult. Lends our child. Toys. I kick him out when I'm tired of seeing his face, but honestly? He entertains Morgan pretty well.

I know he's scared of me. I use it to my advantage.

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the_iron_man
2020-05-04 10:50 pm UTC (link)

Pretty sure this is a lava temp hot mess right now. Honey, don't freak out but I need to clone myself so I can be everywhere at once. I've already hit up E.D.I.T.H. and deployed the satellite drones to help focus on the areas that need the most help. Pretty sure a few of them will be flying sideways.

I know he'll learn, Pep. But he's supposed to be better than I am. I'm like the worst role model ever. If I mess him up that's on me. If he messes up that's on me. If Morgan grows up messed up and needs therapy? On me. No pressure!

How am I supposed to know? That guy's like an galactic couch surfer. He's in and out and Morgan likes him, but I feel like I need to Lysol those toys first.

Let me watch?

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got_you
2020-05-06 06:52 pm UTC (link)

You're not cloning yourself. I am definitely putting my foot down for that. The drones are fine.

Tony. Breathe. You're forgetting to breathe. Remember -- Morgan is half me, and I've managed you this long. It'll be fine. Also, all children need therapy from their parents. It's normal.

I have no idea how he has reached adulthood. I lysol everything, don't worry.

Hot. And disturbing.

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the_iron_man
2020-05-06 08:52 pm UTC (link)

I've got a better idea than cloning but now's not the time. I need to make you an omelette.

I'm breathing. I'm pretending it's in a paper bag. I got this though. Should we get Morgan a therapist now? Like nip it in the bud early?

Not the first time you told me that. I'm into hot and disturbing things, if you're involved.

Hey, test drive idea: can we get arrange to get some of the portable arc reactor generators out to the effected areas? I can send the drones to drop off points. Maybe offer some of the tech guys triple hazard pay to help set them up?

Looking at all this, I think some people are probably going to need them.

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	Private the_iron_man 2020-05-07 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to need to get Damage Control ready for a massive clean up operation after this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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