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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-05-02 03:16:00

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If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?

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	wontlikemeangry 2020-05-02 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	What is happening? What can I do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-05-02 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Probably gonna need some medical help in hardest hit areas, if you want to wade out there? Wear your galoshes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2020-05-02 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I can do that. Where should I go? Do we have a coordinated plan yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-05-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	You at the Tower? If you are, grab a quinjet and head uptown to Harlem. There's some reports of injuries coming out of there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2020-05-02 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I am. I can do that. [Tony] Dare I ask what is going on with Thor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce the_iron_man 2020-05-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	He lost his shit because Loki got arrested. The kid and Loki were trying to be Boy Scouts on the sly and it backfired. Kid's beating himself up about it now. I'll talk with him after this mess calms down. I think we all saw the way Thor handled losing his fam on the flip side. Soooo? Here's our version. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-05-03 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Great. This is the last thing we need right now. I'm heading out. Let me know if you need me elsewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce the_iron_man 2020-05-03 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, this is my bad. I told the kid to keep an eye on the building from outside, just to make sure nothing funky was going on. I got the lawyers trying to sort out where Loki is. I'll find out more when I talk to Peter. If anything's in your area, I'll give you a heads up too. Thanks, Bruce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-05-03 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Why doesn't it surprise me that he took things further? Maybe we need to do a DNA test and make sure he's not genetically yours too. Sounds good. I'll keep in touch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce the_iron_man 2020-05-04 07:55 am UTC (link)
	At this rate? It's possible. But I made him nod that he understood it was outside the building. Which is the opposite of inside the building, which has become a literal and figurative shit storm. If you start feeling green, let me know. I'll head your way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-05-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds exactly like something you would do, Tony. I'm fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce the_iron_man 2020-05-04 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Debbie Downer, thanks for the vote of confidence! I'll let you know whenever I F up again, so you can be a pal and kick me in the cojones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ReTony/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-05-04 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	You're not friends with me because I'm nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Bruce the_iron_man 2020-05-04 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Likewise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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