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Tweak says, "Thank you, Doogie Howser."

Nebula (blueanemone) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-03-22 19:01:00

Entry tags:

- network, carol danvers, christine palmer, drax, jane foster, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff, nebula, pepper potts, peter quill, thor odinson, tony stark

I am here.
I've been encouraged to post a message on this forum, to make others aware another person has arrived in this universe. I don't know what to say, other than I am here. I don't think I've been here before.

Or perhaps that was another me, if she exists.

Which, apparently, she does, though I don't know where she is.

She isn't here.

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	thehoffs_twin 2020-03-24 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	My penis literally shriveled up and disappeared at the thought of touching you sexually. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-24 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	[She didn't need to know that.] I didn't need to know that. Then aside from me being... 'super cute', why refer to me as your roommate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2020-03-30 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I find many people don't need to know what I share but yeah, don't care. Uh because you and Drax and me all live together like the cool people we are?! YEAH BOIIIIIII (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-30 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I have a place to stay in the tower, as do you and Drax, or so I thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2020-03-30 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	I am staying in the tower. Nebula. You need to try the snacks that are cheese flavored poofs and watch the net flicks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-30 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	A comfort to know you're near. [She might almost mean that. Maybe. What she has seen of this world is --] Why would I want to eat this food you're so fond of and why would I want watch a net? I asked this of Quill. Are you well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2020-03-30 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I am well. Are you well? If you are, you should do as Terrans do and watch the net flicks. It is a means of entertainment. And while watching entertainment, Terrans eat cheese snacks. It is how we insert ourselves among them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-30 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I am well. We are very different in appearance from them, you and I, and will stand out when we go into the city. I am watching Youtube. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_destroyer
2020-03-31 12:47 am UTC (link)

Terrans say I have tattoos and have given myself scar a facts shun. Younger Terrans say that I am cold or I belong in a three ring circle sideline show, where nails are pounded into nostrils using hammers for their entertainment.

I know the you tube. Quill told me that there is a man named Ted who talks a lot. Actually, they should be me tube videos if I am watching it.

I don't think that me tube is about me. I'm not in any of the videos I have watched.

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	blueanemone 2020-03-31 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Terrans don't make a lot of sense sometimes. Like Quill. He just told me that his penis shriveled up and disappeared. Why would I want to know this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2020-03-31 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe Quill wants you to know because it is tiny and he feels uneasy about losing it entirely. Terrans are easily embarrassed about their penises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-31 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm hardly someone he would confide in about something so personal. And there is no 'me tube'. Only Youtube. It is my understand it, if you wish to be on Youtube, you must generate an account and film videos of original content and that would qualify as your 'me tube'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2020-03-31 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Quill confides with everything. He has a Terran ailment that involves vomiting words. I see. Then I will need to make my own me tubes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-03-31 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	He does tend to supply more information than is necessary. I think you require Terran currency to start a Youtube of your own. I am currently watching '5 Brilliant Things You Can Do With A Coconut'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2020-04-03 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I will accomplish that after I become popular through the profession of wrestling. I think one of those things should be a weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blueanemone
2020-04-04 03:24 pm UTC (link)

You are taking a profession here?

I would have thought so, too, but apparently the five things you can do with this item don't include 'weapon'.

They include making a hair cleaning product with the innards, using the shell as a bowl to hold candy, turning a coconut into a base for a candle and into a plant holder.

And that is only four. They do not show a fifth.

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	the_destroyer 2020-04-04 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Not yet. My ass is spiring to become a professional wrestler. Even if they do not allow bloodshed in their arena of combat. If they only show four then that is a lie! We should find them and force them to admit that the fifth item is to use it as a weapon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blueanemone 2020-04-04 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	You're... what? I have watched the video multiple times. They show only four. I don't know who they are and don't really feel interested enough to track them. When can just assume the fifth option is to use a coconut as a weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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