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Tweak says, "he would kick an ass or two"

Bobbi Morse (biology_degree) wrote in avengers_logs,
@ 2019-07-04 11:57:00

Entry tags:

-open thread, bobbi morse, bruce banner, bucky barnes, carol danvers, christine palmer, clint barton, darcy lewis, drax, jane foster, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, peter quill, sam wilson, sif, stephen strange, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

Who: Everyone
What: 4th of July/America's Ass' surprise birthday party
When: 4th of July DUH
Where: Governor's Island
Rating: Don't do anything Rogers wouldn't do! *shakes finger*

Disguised as a legit celebration/benefit for America's veterans, the surprise birthday party for Steve is kept as lowkey as possible...considering it's Captain America.

You know the drill!

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Loki (in disguise!) - (Open)

the_trickster
2019-07-06 12:02 am UTC (link)

"Like peanut butter in chocolate cups."

Peanut butter, which was number one on the God of Mischief's list of most vile things.

What was also vile, was watching his brother's other talk with his mouth full. Even disguised as Captain America, the look was pure Loki as far as being appalled by one's social graces...or lack thereof.

"I'm starting to think a bigger character flaw is watching you masticate and speak at the same time," he told Peter, innocently enough.

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	Peter and Loki thehoffs_twin 2019-07-06 12:47 am UTC (link)
	"Huh?" Peter stopped mid-chew. There were families walking right by, children holding their parents' hands. "Buddy," he said leaning in, looking around furtively. "This is a family event. I don't think you can say ....well, you know." He lowered his voice. " Masticate ". (Replies frozen) (Parent) (Thread)

Peter and Loki

the_trickster
2019-07-07 11:18 pm UTC (link)

Loki stared. Or, rather, Steve Rogers stared. It wasn't the soulful Steve stare of wondering why anyone would say that, much less WHY they said that. Oh no, it was the stare of wondering where Peter would land on a scale of one to ten to mark idiocy.

"Masticate means to chew food," Loki corrected him, suddenly looking amused in the extreme. "You're thinking of manipulating...ahh....other parts of one's body."

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Re: Peter and Loki

thehoffs_twin
2019-07-09 03:33 am UTC (link)

"No man, I didn't say anything about doing that. We were talking about food and -- ooooh, okay, I see what you're saying now."

Peter wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the kitchen.

And if he didn't know who was pretending to be Steve before, he knew now. Loki had a certain level of disdain in his voice that no one else could match, even when he was amused.

"Food porn is neat. I found a video once of a woman just chilling in egg yolks and caviar. She looked like she was enjoying herself."

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	Peter and Loki the_trickster 2019-07-10 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Loki as Steve raised his eyebrows like now you've got it! There was an ear to ear smirk on the Captain's face that didn't look like it fit right. "I quite like caviar, but I fail to see what one would do with food and pornography. How was she aroused by egg yolks and caviar?" Well, this was going to be a learning experience. (Replies frozen) (Parent) (Thread)

Peter and Loki

thehoffs_twin
2019-07-10 02:56 am UTC (link)

Peter gave Loki a look . "What, you've never seen porn before? It's not about if she's aroused, it's about the viewers at home and their box of kleenex."

He shrugged.

"Everyone likes to get their rocks off in different ways. Who am I to judge?"

Peter had already forgotten his earlier protests at speaking about sex in public. Besides, the ice cream man had moved on and with him so did all the children. They were fine.

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Peter and Loki

the_trickster
2019-07-12 07:09 pm UTC (link)

That earned Peter a profound "........." and a look like he was equal parts aloofly amused and vaguely nauseated. It was quite the smile. Probably because he was also formulating a funny joke.

He adopted the persona of Captain America and said in a pitch perfect voice, "Son, where I come from, people don't talk about sex in polite company. Maybe next time you should think before you speak about...pornography. That's a lesson everyone should learn about in their formative years, before they start keeping the Kleenex company afloat."

He gave a snappy little salute.

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	Peter and Loki thehoffs_twin 2019-07-12 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	People were giving Peter a funny look now, and he realized that he'd fallen into Loki's little game. Whatever. Shoving the hot dog into his mouth, he clicked his heels and saluted back. "Peace out, soldier man," he exclaimed, rolling his eyes. He always did enjoy chatting with Loki. ooc: fin? (Replies frozen) (Parent)

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