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Tweak says, "Parts Department."

Bobbi Morse (biology_degree) wrote in avengers_logs,
@ 2019-07-04 11:57:00

Entry tags:

-open thread, bobbi morse, bruce banner, bucky barnes, carol danvers, christine palmer, clint barton, darcy lewis, drax, jane foster, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, peter quill, sam wilson, sif, stephen strange, steve rogers, tony stark, valkyrie

Who: Everyone
What: 4th of July/America's Ass' surprise birthday party
When: 4th of July DUH
Where: Governor's Island
Rating: Don't do anything Rogers wouldn't do! *shakes finger*

Disguised as a legit celebration/benefit for America's veterans, the surprise birthday party for Steve is kept as lowkey as possible...considering it's Captain America.

You know the drill!

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	Peter and Loki the_trickster 2019-07-10 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Loki as Steve raised his eyebrows like now you've got it! There was an ear to ear smirk on the Captain's face that didn't look like it fit right. "I quite like caviar, but I fail to see what one would do with food and pornography. How was she aroused by egg yolks and caviar?" Well, this was going to be a learning experience. (Replies frozen) (Parent) (Thread)

Peter and Loki

thehoffs_twin
2019-07-10 02:56 am UTC (link)

Peter gave Loki a look . "What, you've never seen porn before? It's not about if she's aroused, it's about the viewers at home and their box of kleenex."

He shrugged.

"Everyone likes to get their rocks off in different ways. Who am I to judge?"

Peter had already forgotten his earlier protests at speaking about sex in public. Besides, the ice cream man had moved on and with him so did all the children. They were fine.

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Peter and Loki

the_trickster
2019-07-12 07:09 pm UTC (link)

That earned Peter a profound "........." and a look like he was equal parts aloofly amused and vaguely nauseated. It was quite the smile. Probably because he was also formulating a funny joke.

He adopted the persona of Captain America and said in a pitch perfect voice, "Son, where I come from, people don't talk about sex in polite company. Maybe next time you should think before you speak about...pornography. That's a lesson everyone should learn about in their formative years, before they start keeping the Kleenex company afloat."

He gave a snappy little salute.

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	Peter and Loki thehoffs_twin 2019-07-12 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	People were giving Peter a funny look now, and he realized that he'd fallen into Loki's little game. Whatever. Shoving the hot dog into his mouth, he clicked his heels and saluted back. "Peace out, soldier man," he exclaimed, rolling his eyes. He always did enjoy chatting with Loki. ooc: fin? (Replies frozen) (Parent)

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